A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)

may I come in?

Post 1

TRELOS

can u come in in u're flannelette jammies and tattered slippers?
I smoke...I have no hobbies or interest...enjoy a good moan
and eat garlic....is that allowed?


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Post 2

Munchkin

Provided you keep your garlic breath away from the more sensitive of the clientelle and are willing to pay promptly for your own drinks you are more than welcome. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Bluebottle

I like garlic. It's the Isle of Wight Garlic Festival this weekend. smiley - biggrin

<BB<


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Post 4

TRELOS

Is it...ohh yummy...must go...is it on here?
I'm a big garlic fan ...cook everything with it...never get a cold!!!
but have difficulty getting peeps to talk to me!!!


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Post 5

TRELOS

will girl guides honour do??
dib dib and all that...
always pay for my own drinks...no one can keep up with me!!


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Post 6

Munchkin

Always pay for your own drinks eh? What about my drinks then? smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

TRELOS

Pardon!! smiley - bigeyes
No one said i had to buy for others!!
smiley - cross..ehmmm...errr....can i think about it?smiley - flustered
Cant help being mean I'm scottish!!


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Post 8

TRELOS

Pardon!! smiley - bigeyes
No one said i had to buy for others!!
smiley - cross..ehmmm...errr....can i think about it?smiley - flustered
Cant help being mean I'm scottish!!


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Post 9

Munchkin

There is nothing wrong with being Scottish. In fact a large number of the clientelle are. We could do with a few non scots to bum pints off actually.


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Post 10

Bluebottle

...Why is everyone suddenly looking at me...? smiley - erm

<BB<


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Post 11

Munchkin

Ah marvelous, mine's an smiley - ale when your up. smiley - smiley


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Post 12

Bluebottle

Fine... Just this once, though....smiley - grr
*Hands everyone a smiley - ale*

<BB<


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Post 13

TRELOS

hmmm...need to think of something to entice them in!!


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Post 14

TRELOS

smiley - biggrinhello...could it be it's u're round??


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Post 15

Munchkin

Well its certainly not my round. Comes from being staff don't yer know smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Munchkin

Incidently, being a new punter and all, if you head into the Snug you will be entitled to a free sausage roll, as part of the very generous staff offer we have running. Of course you'll have to buy a pint first smiley - smiley


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Post 17

TRELOS

OOOpppss...smiley - flusteredehhmm..sorry dont like upsetting the staff...big apoligies...grovel and all that...smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

Munchkin

That's allright, grovelling is not required (well not in public 8-)) but if you go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57147?thread=86772&latest=1 and buy a pint you shall be rewarded. No point hanging around in this here draughty hall now is there. :-)


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