Jack, and Paul H., And EvilClaw,

And GodBen, naturally,

Set out on a race through cyberspace

To explore the galaxy.

And GB was captain, and EC was mate

On the ship that was powered by .

Full speed ahead, ed EvilClaw,

No s, said Captain G.
But EC just smiled and with like guile

Continued to press each key,

And on went the ship, as Red brought her Tips

For the engine that ran on .

GB said, hey Red, full steam ahead,

And don't watch so much tv!

The craft I make go, saying 'Make it so',

And the rest follows naturally.

I'm large and in charge of this hyperbarge,

The spaceship that runs on .

EC sat in state on the foredeck plate,

And munched on his nip with glee,

He said, What the heck, though this looks like Trek,

I'm in it for what I can see.

I often go stray through the sensor array

Of this ship that is fueled by .

Dmitri flew by, with a gleam in his eye,

Space s know lots, you see;

And he warned: Up ahead there's a region of dread,

That will challenge your mastery

Of the ship that does loops through hootoo hoops

And is powered by strong black .

Out EC did blurt: Swirly thing alert!

What is it? Demanded GB.

A vortex, a hole, whose obvious goal

Is to swallow up you and me.

Full speed ahead! For nothing we dread!

We are armed with s and .

So on went the crew, and before they knew

They went straight through the HDE*;

And they found themselves clear of the region of fear,

In uncharted territoree;

For they'd reached their goal, the distant shoal

Of the magical sea of .

Now onward we ride on the solar tide,

Boldly going where none but we

Have glimpsed the sights of the al lights

Of this end of the galaxy,

A far better vision to ask grace than permission

For the ship that is powered by .

*Hyperspace Disruption Entity