h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This entire planet is "The Rock". Alcatraz II is where STUMPED prisoners are kept. This facility is gaurded heavily.

~The Masque and Krymla Leader arrive in a standard tour cart. They exit the cart and are met by a tour guide who looks just like Christopher Walken~

It's alright Chris, I'll give this tour

~They pass some lava flows, and eventually come to a door which opens easily. Just inside is a small room which is heavily gaurded. A gaurd, checking Red's ID opens the inner door, and they arrive in the main compound.~

What would you like to see first? The maximum security wing?

~Red leads KL down a passage to the left , which leads to an elevator. They reach the bottom, and KL notices they are standing on an island of sorts in a lake of lava.~

There's an observation deck above, where security gaurds can watch, and drain the lava only for authorized perrsonel.

~Red's security clearance goes through, and the lava sinks into the ground, revealing a floor that is extreamly uneven, with many columns, half finished walls, and seemingly bottomless pits. Red picks a faultless path out among these, and at the far end comes to another door, where he waits to see if KL's internet connection works~

~realizing it doesn't, Red waits until a time more convinient for KL~

*The convenient time arrives*

Quite amazing, Red. Are there any current prisoners in this facility, or are you still waiting to submit someone to this punishment? I'd recommend the crew of the Mangar, personally. After all, they did ruin the mission to prevent the peace treaty from being signed, and we have a very angry Warlock Krill wanting to know what we're going to do about it.

I must say, though, that I like the lava. Clever trick, that. Only a salamander could really get through.

Currently there are only a few prisoners, mostly mercinaries that have given either the Mangols or the Rodentars some trouble. They're awaiting reprogramming of their central nervous systems. They'll all make fine slaves, I can garuntee that.

<a transmission is sent to Yo indicating that the cell is completed. None of the workers who have been working on the cell know exactly what the complete specs of the cell are, only Yo knows the full potential. The Cell is a 30 foot radius peanut m&m with all the peanut filling removed. There will be no escape.>


this should be fun

Rar.

After you

[ooc]appologise for the delay, I'll be back wednesday(or so) to start the fun

Rar.

Right, the auxilaries will take care of her from here

<The troopers disperse as some other kind of soldiers come double quick up and surround Sarge. The soldiers are the not so elite but extremely loyal M&M Army>

These little round guys will escort you to your cell madame, anything you wish to request before you are confined to the depths?

[Yar runs out, still in his blade armor]

[Yar] [causing the blades to brandish themselves again] WAIT FOR ME!!

*blinks*

Erm...I suppose you won't let me out at all? Or jkust give me a lightsabre? A penknife?

[Yar] Uh, no.

[He moves as if to scratch his head, but then decides not to on the grounds that this would give him a haircut.]

<the M&M soldiers escort Sarge through the maze of lava flows and to the security door that leads to the lava pool, the door opens and a large expanse of lava is revieled. The guards in the overhead begin to drain the lava once the security process has been completed>

[Yar] Mind if I add some new enemies to the list for you to play with, Yo?

*shifts in her boots, getting rid of the cramp*