h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooh..... *wafts hers brochure under MizzP's nose*


Come along dear..don't make a spectacle of yourself.. people are watching..

*sighs in contentment*



ahhhhh first Jack know Cal

*wafts the brochure some more*

Poor girl.. she is delirious!!

*checks in her bra for her note from Jack, feels it there and is happy*

*moves her hand*

Don't do that in public dear.. it isn't nice

Jaaaaaaaaaaack

*wafts past again*

*tries to grab a hold of his cassock*

OOooohhh..

Oohh.. Dear Jack.. forgive my sins!!

*fiddles about putting another glass case at the front of the church*

*scouches across the floor on her back and tries to look up Cal's cassock*

*creats a distraction*

Look!!!.. *points*

I can see him!!.. I have seen the light!!

*swoons*

*prepares for Sunday service*

*drags MizzP back to the pews*

*drops a hymn book*

*clears his throat and starts the service*

*notices MizzP has vanished again*

*watches, fascinated as the altar cloth moves*

*edges in wearing dark sunglasses and whispers something to his priest making him turn pink*

*grins and walks round the corner into the back room of the church*

*stutters*

*comes to his senses*


*smooths down his cassock and follows Jack into the back room, locking the door behind him*

*still watches the alter cloth moving*