h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The room is full of things that Jack has owned or touched.

Taking pride of place in the middle of the room, incased in a special air conditioned cabinet is a pair of Jack's combat trousers.


A big crowd has gathered around the case.

There is a note on the case that explains that once every blue moon there is a special opening of the case when fans are allowed to touch Jack's combats!!!!

*pushes her way through the crowd*



oooohhhhh Jacks combats






*gets out her calender to check when the next blue moon is*

Do we get to look in the pockets??

*reads the sign on the case*


Well it doesn't say we can't

*looks at MizzP's calendar*

When is the next blue moon? eh? eh? eh?

*hops from one foot to the other*

wait a minute I'm looking

*licks her finger and flicks through the pages*


oohhhh looks there's a magical trevor road show on the 30th

*gasp*.. Does it coincide with anything else?

erm

*runs her finger down the page*


Only Doncaster's 5th annual Cal rally

Cal Rally?

Is that where everyone runs from Doncaster to Cal's bungalow.. round the bungalow and back to Doncaster?

Or am I mixing that up with the annual Mistletoe Run..

I think so


*goes back to looking for the next blue moon*

*tries to touch the glass box containing Jacks combats*

*a loud alarm goes off and 100 security guards grab lil*

I only wanted to be closer to Jack!!

*watches as the gaurds drag her off*

*is dragged passed Cal's office*

*taps her book as she finds the blue moon date*



*snaps it shut and shoves it in her knickers for safe keeping*

*wanders through*

ooh my black combats, I wondered where those had got too

*looks in smaller case*

MY RAINBOW STRIPEY SOCKS! I thought the nurse had stolen them!

it's...... it's........


*points*


*swwoons*

*signs a piece of paper, places it on mizzp and walks out*

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To fainting lady
from your number one star
*big swirly signature*
Jack
kiss kiss
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Ladies and gentlemen

Jack has left the building!