h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a long alise leads to a rather ornate alter, at each side of the alter are two glass cases one containing a keyring the other contain a small ornate heart on a gold chain.


They are detailed replicas of gifts given to Cal, the churches priest, from Jack.

Behind the alter is a huge picture of Jack looking down on his believers.

*sits at the front craning her next trying to get a look at the glass cases*

*manages to escape the guards*


*Enters the Church and bows to the altar*



*Sees her friend MizzP*


YOOHOOO HOO Hoo ooo oooo ooooooo (echoes)

*turns round and waves back*

*sits beside her friend*

Have I missed much? </>

no

Okay.. when will the next service be given by His Emminence and Holy Gifted Cal? </>


*looks at her watch*

bum


I'm praying in the wrong thread

You are

yes I am

where should you be?

*wonders where the priest has got to*



*wonders up to one of the cases and peers inside*

*blows her nose*

*walks through does somthing at the font and walks back out again*

*rummagings in her handbag and doesn't notice His Emminence the Great Cal walk in*


Pssssst.. MizzP.. when is the next service?

eh


*watches Cal walk past*

*finds a hanky and wipes the drool from MizzP's chin*

The next service.. when is it?

I would have thought there would have been one by now..

ghumns hokfmmn jjiflkdmf njaliuot

Ooh. A miracle!!

Are you talking in tongues??

*swoon*