h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got some too!
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"Look", said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
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"Are you telling me", he said, "that you set yourself up to become President of the Galaxy just to steal that ship?"
"That's it," said Zaphod with the sort of grin that would get most people locked away in a room with soft walls.
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The suns blazed into the pitch of space and a low ghostly music floated through the bridge: Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.
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"Who said anything about panicking?" snapped Arthur. "This is still just the culture shock. You wait till I've settled down into the situation and found my bearings. Then I'll start panicking."
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"Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out!"

"Perhaps we're too highly trained, Magicthighs."
(no need to say where from - we all know it off by heart, don't we?