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post if you are bored

Post 1121

nada

Oh, dear, quite right!


post if you are bored

Post 1122

tanzen

I have moments of rightness that can't be accounted for...but rest assured we have a team of specialists working on it as we speak!


post if you are bored

Post 1123

nada

Whew! I was becoming worried!
smiley - yikesAnd horror upon horror, that might conflict with my boredom!!


post if you are bored

Post 1124

tanzen

...well worry not...heaven forbid we should in any way detract from your extreme boredom...smiley - cheerup

...it's being handled by people in the know...having said that, they don't actuallt know...but they do have white coats smiley - ok!


post if you are bored

Post 1125

nada

smiley - musicalnote They're coming to take me away! HAHA! They're coming to take me away HEEHEE!smiley - musicalnote
Or rather, you.


post if you are bored

Post 1126

tanzen

Oh, that's where your mistaken...they're not taking me anywhere...

...although the head nurse has been propositioning me while she hooks up my iv a lot...


post if you are bored

Post 1127

nada

smiley - bigeyes Is she pretty?


post if you are bored

Post 1128

tanzen

I think she is...but then I only ever see her after the doctors with the pink and blue pills come in...smiley - biggrin...


post if you are bored

Post 1129

nada

Hmmm....Do you take the pink or the blue?


post if you are bored

Post 1130

tanzen

Two of each...and after the smiley - nurse comes in with the iv, and the new guy with the elctrodes, they give me soup with little purple things floating in it that don't resemble any vegetables I've ever seen before...smiley - erm


post if you are bored

Post 1131

nada

Hmmm...and after all this you're still bored enough to post here?!?!


post if you are bored

Post 1132

tanzen

...it's all poking and prodding...apart from flirting with the smiley - nurse, there's not really a lot of mental stimulation smiley - angel


post if you are bored

Post 1133

nada

Oh, I see...
Can you disconnect yourself from that iv long enough to come drink an smiley - oj with me?
(Anything stronger and I might become amused!smiley - yikes)


post if you are bored

Post 1134

tanzen

I suppose so, but I'll have to have a water, I'm afraid...smiley - oj stirs up my eczema, and I don't think I could handle all the excitement...


post if you are bored

Post 1135

nada

Bored agian...and no one's even around to have an smiley - oj or water with me! smiley - wah


post if you are bored

Post 1136

'doing the Albert'

A nice pretty young nurse, just what the doctor ordered for coping with bordum.


post if you are bored

Post 1137

tanzen

As far as smiley - nurses go she's not bad, but I'd still prefer a smiley - doctorsmiley - smiley


post if you are bored

Post 1138

nada

Who doesn't? smiley - loveblush


post if you are bored

Post 1139

tanzen

Of course, one of each would probably be ideal smiley - evilgrin....


post if you are bored

Post 1140

nada

Why stop at one?


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