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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
...riiiiight... 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 11, 2001
Really, I've nothing against the cute critters...in fact, we have some more cute critters in the Kingdom, wovels...they're wild, but harmless unless you happen to provoke them, when they sink their 4-inch razor sharp teeth into your arm...
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HappyDude Posted Jan 11, 2001
And the exhibits are so cute, just like Your Highness
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 11, 2001
In this part, just the hamsters and whatever they eat...but there are many other poarts to the Kingdom...and there's plenty of food at the Queens Birthday Feast...:D
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HappyDude Posted Jan 11, 2001
um I don't think Dragonfly would approve of us eating Hamsters although I believe they do that in parts of South America (or is that Guinea Pigs ?); luckily I just found some celery that I brought from the picnic, want some ?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 11, 2001
I'm here in my SMoB persona. Which gets a little confusing when I have a kingdom persona and a superhero persona that someone on this thread might recognise too.
Now, I COULD make some new H2G2 researcher characters for each of these, but the sad and sorry tale of that is.... I'm TOO LAZY!!! So for now, just believe I'm not a ghost, and I'm not likely to spout bad poetry at you.
Plus Jerome is with me. And when he's not making eyes at the hamster keeper, he's busy testing the straw out that the hamsters are in. He doesn't like hamsters for dinner, although he did mention that if you had any cheesecake handy, Dragonfly....
Where was I? So yes, here we are. Is David still here? Or is he looking through the telescope?
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or 
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Ottox Posted Jan 11, 2001
No shame beeing lazy! Nice to see, that you popped in at Lazy B******s! 
What I came here to find out is this: Isn't HAMburgers made of HAMsters?! 
* mouth watered of the thought of 
*
* thinks: But those eggs! 
! Can't wait for them to 
! *
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 11, 2001
*Hides Jerome, who of course is now in tears.*
Now look what you did!
, or
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Ottox Posted Jan 11, 2001
Well, I never said anything about *CHICKENBURGER*, did I?!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 11, 2001
Hm, not before JUST THEN
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 11, 2001
Details, details....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
Cheesecake for Jerome!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 11, 2001
Cheesecake! Cheesecake! Gobblegobble cheesecake!
Is it.... chocolate?!?
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- 37: Ottox (Jan 11, 2001)
- 38: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 11, 2001)
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- 40: HappyDude (Jan 11, 2001)
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