A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Royal Badger Keeper
Burmston Started conversation Jun 8, 2001
I would like to apply for the post of royal badger keeper to the kingdom of Balwynti. Badger Keeping is an ancient art (indeed they even had a special word for a badger keeper in old Welsh - Brochwart) Badgers are of course highly intelligent animals which have a close hand in the day to day running of the world (though no one notices these days) but sadly, unless tended to on a regular basis are apt to forsake personal health for worldly matters and hence die out. Thus badgers need keeping, and I notice you don't yet have a Badger Keeper (Brochwart).
Royal Badger Keeper
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 8, 2001
I welcome you, Good Burmston, and anoint thee Royal Brochwart in the Kingdom of Balwyniti. You will find that there are several amongst the subjects of Balwyniti who hold the badger close to heart, and will welcome any such who should care for these noble animals. Hope to see you getting involved in all of the general lunacy for which the Kingdom is renowned...
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Burmston Posted Jun 8, 2001
Very well noble sire, I shall commence my badger keeping duties immediately
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