A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Researcher 168963 Started conversation Apr 7, 2001
Welcome to the lab of the alchemist of Balwyniti(I really am the alchemist, they just haven't put my name up yet). I am very busy trying to make gold.
So far I have made some green goey stuff. It's great fun to play with, but unfortunately it isn't gold, and I don't think people would pay lots of money for green goey stuff.
I experimented further with the green goey stuff and managed to turn it into black frizzled stuff (that's what the peculiar smell in here is).
I am feeling a little disheartened. 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 8, 2001
Paerhaps the court alchemist could turn hamsters into gold? 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 8, 2001
*Royal butler Thruthelthrolth pokes his head around the door, scans the lab with his old eyes, and lets out a heavy sigh at the thought of all the mess that might come from all that equipment, and how many trips to the Balwyniti hazardous waste disposal page he will probably have to make*
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Researcher 168963 Posted Apr 8, 2001
The green goo has set overnight and become green rock. It would now only harm the hamsters if I threw it at them.
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
No one can hurt the hampserts...there to cute I wont allow it (well dragonfly isnt around so someone had to 
)
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
I mean how could anyone threten to throw rocks at the masters 
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
I think he is one of those mad scientist typs who will make a monster to tae over the world...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 8, 2001
I hope you don't have anything against 
s...;-รพ
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
only the ones that try to take over the world my lord
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 8, 2001
Just you wait until the stars are aligned...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
why what happens..will I come rich because satern is rising in torus
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 8, 2001
No, then I can relase the Great Old Ones from their resting place in R'lyeh and we can once again have dominion over this Earth once again...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 8, 2001
oh crap...looks like I need to preper for another war
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 8, 2001
Trust me, you wouldn't be winning this one with celery...
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Researcher 168963 Posted Apr 8, 2001
I didn't say I WOULD throw the rocks at the hamsters. I just said that if I did, it would damage them.
*huff*
If anything, I was looking out for their safety.
I have worked out that if I melt the green rocks and add some of the red liquid thaat I found under the bench when I moved in I can make a kind of purplish-brown sludge. It's not gold, but it's better than green goey stuff.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 8, 2001
*A resigned and weary ::sigh:: is heard from the butler's quarters*
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- 1: Researcher 168963 (Apr 7, 2001)
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- 3: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Apr 8, 2001)
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- 5: Researcher 168963 (Apr 8, 2001)
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