h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, as I'm far too impatient to wait for a link to be created to the all wonderous and spectacular Ministry Of Jelly I thought I'd put in a feeble effort myself...http://www.h2g2.com/A461152
Go visit and collect Free Jelly

Excellent! I'll add the link now

*wishes she'd been more patient*
Thank you...you arrived quicker than I thought

Excellent Ministry by the way. Sure to be a favourite

*grins*
Not too confusing then?
*hands over Fruit pastilles*
And no-ones been sick yet either...your worries were unfounded

No... not too confoozling at all. Anywhere that gives away free jelly is always in my good books.

Coo, so it even has presedential support...I just seem to remember mutterings about scaring off new researchers by encouraging them to visit
*neglects to mention she mailshotted several new people to check responses*

Well... as long as they don't think that they're going to get any jelly in RL...
But if they're that dumb then they can push off anyway

*laughs*
Can I quote you on that?

Er, better not! I forget sometime that as President I have to watch my mouth

Would be amusing though...besides every President needs some scandal and as far as I'm aware you have a clean record so far

Well.... I'm sure I could dig something up

Er... not an *entirely* clean track record. During the election my team and I had to 'put down' a few rumours (with the occasional help of the Mob).

*grins eveily*
I'm sure we could always exaggerate the truth slightly...

*Peregrin mutters into a wrist radio... and two very large men in black suits and sunglasses arrive and stand menacingly over Tinkerbell*

Don't even try it

*grins happily and starts dancing*
"Here come the Men In Black...
Its the MIB's,uh yeah, here come the MIB's,
Here Come the Men In Black...Won't let you remember..."
*Grabs Peregrins hand and launches him into a dance routine*
"The good guys dress in black remember that,
Just In case we ever come face to face and make contact,
It's the title held by me, MIB means what you think you see you did not see,
So don't...*coughs over lyrics*...stairs, with the black suit with the black raybans on,
Walk the shadow, move the silence, guard against extra terrestrial violence,
We ain't on no government list, we straight don't exist no names and no finger prints,
Saw something strange, watch your back cause you never quite know where the MIBS are at...
Here Come The Men In Black..."
*grins*
I like your security

*whispers in security guard's ear:* Yup, she's definitely an alien! Get her!

I want to know when Men In Black 2 comes out. Another good excuse to watch a silly film.

Why is it that sequels are always worse than the original? Especially ones that have 2 in the title....

... awaits Matrix 2 aswell as MIB2

Sequels by definition cannot have anything original about them, that's the problem. *runs upstairs to shut the bathroom door, which is going bang bang bang in the wind*

It's alright for you... your not sitting by a large window where you can see the splatter of rain on the dark nights sky.... and hear the howl of the wind with the trees swaying, back and forth...!

I thought you were going to take your feet for a walk tomorrow....?

Anyway, sequels...

They have to be so much better and differant from the original otherwise they just turn out the same, which people don't want...

Steven Speilberg only does sequels when he thinks they need making... (doesn't always work though...)