h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Thor]

Sober, SOBER, who in the underworld is sober? That's just not right!!!

*using his might powers once again, summons up the largest P.G.G.B prducing plant to supply this party till the universe ends(which we all know is nothing but a fancy resturant )

There,
let's party like it's 100,000,000,000,099

[Poodoo]

Yeah! Someone put on some music!!

* Disaster Area on the stereo *

[RTS]

*Leaps up and begins dancing, balancing her drink in her hand.*

[Poodoo]

* finishes his drink, then finishes the Ressurected Telephone Sanitiser's as well for good measure before beginning to dance to the music *

[Thor]

*finishes another twenty pggb's, stagers to his feet and begins dancing in a drunken god like manner*

[Thor]

*finishes another twenty pggb's, stagers to his feet and begins dancing in a drunken god like manner*

[Poodoo]

* grooves inexpertly *

*shakes her booty and shimmies around with her hands up in the air in a general way of great abandon and glee.*

[Poodoo]

* continues to groove inexpertly *

[Thor]

*falling to the floor, in a drunken heap, grabs his hammer and tries to stop time*
*in his drunken haze, turns himself into a penguin*

Damn, a little help here please?

[Poodoo]

Sorry, I can't help. I'm just an employee of a cloning machine company.

[RTS]

*Picks up the penguin.*

You're a little cutie!

[Thor]

*content to be held and cuddled by [RTS] makes soft penguin type noises*

This is nice and all, but I would like to get "my" body back. My powers are useless unless I can lift my hammer(and it's a "big" hammer if you know what I mean )


*[Thor] decides that cuddling feels real nice*

Ahhhhhhh

[RTS]

*Tickles the penguin's tummy, then sets him down.*

You are too cute!!

[Vogon Guard's Aunt]
*Considers sitting on the penguin*

[Poodoo]

* briefly considers helping Thor lift the hammer, but decides against it because it really does look terribly heavy. He pours himself another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead *

[Thor]

*trying to lift the hammer, pulls a muscle in his back*

Ahhhh, I really need a drink now, and some more cuddling

[Alitnil]

*wonders back from the bowels of the PGGB production plant.....*
.......Ooo a cute little Penguin!
*Picks up penguin and cuddles it...*


[Babel Fish]

Ooo.... a Hammer... I wonder what this does....

*.....Picks up the hammer and randomly waves it about.....*

*Sits cross-legged on the floor and takes out a deck of cards.*

Anybody want to play Go Fish?

[Thor]

Did I hear fishhhh,, arggggggggg

*the waving of the hammer transforms Thor back to his human form, slowly and painfully do to the inexperiance of the holder*

Wow, that really hurt, I usuallly would have to kill for that type of pain, but since you helped me, I shall grant you a wish, anything you want.

*hopes this don't come back to bite me in the arse*

BTW, do I still get to cuddle now that I'm no longer a penguin?