h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Poodoo]

* spills his drink, then passes out *

[RTS]


What's happened to the lights? Its getting colder too.
~quavering voice~ I'm scared....

*She moves blindly forward and trips on Poodoo, falling across him.*


Eeek! There's a body!!

*Jumps up and collides with Thor.*

Eeek!

[Alitnil]

*Stumbles around in the dark.... then bumps into Thor, sending him into RTS..... all fall into a large growing pile on the floor, reminiscent of a scrum....*

[Poodoo]

* breaks wind *

[RTS]

Oh my god! Alitnil, was that you?




!!!!!

Hey! Watch what you're grabbing, there, whoever you are.

[Eddie the Shipboard Computer's Emergency Back-Up Personality]
*Locks and seals all the doors, and turns the stereo off*

[Poodoo]

* experiences some embarrassing bowel noises, then farts again *

I thought yuck was one of the new smilies. Maybe it's uck.

I'll try it.

Nope... that doesn't work right either.

Oh! It's spelled yuk!



I really must read the smiley page more thoroughly...

[RTS]

Poodoo, it was you!

*Rolls away from the tangle of bodies on the floor and sits huddled and miserable in the dark and the cold and the silence.*

~sniff~

* belches loudly *

[RTS]

*shivering rather violently now*

boo hoo boo hoo, sob... we're doomed!

[Thor]

*grabbing RTS, and others around him to conserve body heat, wraps them in his many furs(all removed after the owners had went to vallhala for battles) walks to Eddie*

Alright, listen here, I'm being forced to missed a RTL meeting in New York, I'm not drunk and I was kicked out of my bed by my brother and his girlfriend, I'm going to take the gag off you, and I want your promise that there will be no more Mr. Un-nice guy from you. I will not harm you *pulls out his hammer, dusts off the head, and puts it away, just for show* in any way, nor will I hold any ill-feelings toward you, if you turn the lights and heat back on. Do we have a deal?

*holding his "new friends" wonders if there might be another way to make friends then (1)gaging computers , (2) ticking them off, (3) tricking them into turning off lights and heat*

*wonders if the joke will read right, and who's hands those are on his "hammer"*

* chokes and gurgles incoherently as he tries to breath through the thick layers of furs Thor wrapped around him *

[Babel Fish]

*Wonders what ever happend to the matress*



[Alitnil]

*Still with drink in hand from earlier *

Anyone fancy a sip of my PGGB?

[RTS]

*Lets go of the hammer and clutches Alitnil and Poodoo both, along with as much of Thor's furs as she can grab. Her skin is icy. Wonders who is nibbling at the back of her neck?*

Ohhhh!

[Eddie the shipboard Computer's Emergency Back-Up Personality]
*Now that the gag is removed, restores the heating, lighting etc, and the doors swing open*
I can see that this relationship is something we're all going to have to work at.

*Doesn't emerge from the furs as someone is now nibbling her ear!*



Oh my!

[Poodoo]

* wonders who's tickling his bottom, then stops because he doesn't care - it's a nice feeling *

[Alitnil]

*Wonders where that hand came from..... but doesn't really mind as......*

.... OOOooo I say!


[Babel Fish]

Swims, irrelivantly happy in PGGB.....