h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[RTS]

Oh!

OH!

Wow...


Ummmmm!

[Alitnil]






[Babel Fish]

Look you lot! I hate to interupt your little orgie but there are influential young Viking Gods here!

Shame on you all!

{RTS}

*Peeks out of the furs. Her hair is touseled and she tries to straighten it ineffectually.*

Erm? All right, all right.

*Emerges from the furs.*

May I have a PGGB too?

[Poodoo]

* hands over a bucket-sized Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster *

I strongly recommend that you don't drink it all at once. * hic *

[RTS]

I don't want to drink from a bucket!

*She finds a paper cup and dips it in.*

This is the first PGGB I've ever had. Share and share alike, guys. Help yourselves.

*Sips*

!!!! I think my lips just fell off! Yikes, what a punch!

[Thor]

*crying about lips falling off, wonders if he can find and replace them*

I need a PGGB, but first.....

*by using his powers, the lips float up from their hiding spot, disapear, re-apear clean, fresh and attached in the right spot*

Now I can have a drink, we wouldn't want my aim to be off, would we?

*missing the soft bodies that were held against him, Thor sits at the bar, drinking most of it*

*Admires Thor's mighty efforts with the bucket of PGGBs*

Thanks again! This time for restoring my lips. You are a handy God to keep around, Thor.

*Gives him a *

[Thor]

*blushes in an ungodly like manner*

anything for the beautiful ladies...*thinks about the political implications and adds..guys(shudders), hermaphridite tables, fish, mattress, computers, and any other life forms that I may have forgotten*

*settles down on a comfy couch (leather if you must know), drinks in hand, and invites the beautiful people over to join him*

[Poodoo]

* glares jealously at Thor *

[RTS]

*Isn't sure if she qualifies, but joins Thor anyway. She takes Poodoo's hand and brings him over too. She curls up across from the couch in a matching armchair, her feet (still cold), tucked under her.*

Whose ship is this anyway?

[Thor]

RTS, everyone is welcome to join me and the debachery that is sure to ensue...

*wonders why Poodoo is jelous, realizes his tryig to be the centre of attention, and summons a few life forms from Poodoo's imagination, which quickly run to the bar and try to get drunk*

*uses his godly powers to keep all the feet in the room warm, thinks he's using his powers way to much*

Ahhh me thinks thor is happy

[RTS]

*Her feet have become deliciously warm. So warm, in fact, that she removes her shoes and socks and happily wiggles her toes in the plush carpeting.*

So whose ship is this? And where are we going? I was just wondering.

[Poodoo]

I'm not sure. I think it belongs to the President though, since it seems to be made out of part of the Alabaster House. I have no idea where we're going *hic* though.

* passes out again from too many s *

[RTS]

~Is wondering where President Peregrin has got to. Hopes he is flying the ship. Hopes somebody is!~

Hey Eddie? Who is flying the ship?

[Thor]

*looks around at all the warm feet and smiles*

Eddie, though I really don't care who's flying, or where we're going, some of the less drunk people(at lesat those who can still talk) are wondering about the above. Now that you have been un-gaged, and are now liked by all, sould you please tell us if you know?

*thinks about a threat involving a gag, a rather large axe, or replacing, some of eddie's more important software with microsoft products, but on reflection, doesn't make the threat, just thinks about it*

[Poodoo]

* moans softly into the floor *

[RTS]

*Nudges Poodoo with her foot.*

What's wrong, Poodoo?

[Poodoo]

My head hurts...

[Eddie the Shipboard Computer's Emergency Back-up Personality]
The ship is being flown by Marvin, but he's too depressed to let us know where he's taking us. He said something about being depressed and thinking about flying into a super-nova or something, but I don't know if he meant it.

*Considers programming the nutri-matic machine to make a drink that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a pan galactic gargleblaster.*

[RTS]

*Gives Poodoo some old asprin from the bottom of her purse. There is some fuzz stuck on it.*

Erm. Sorry, but it should help.