A Conversation for The Alabaster House
Carvernous Tunnels Under the Alabaster House
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 13, 2001
I say old chap. That`s my 
dash it all
A trifle concerned old man that BBW didn`t get Alabaster House planning permission for this tunnel complex 
. We can guarantee that it`s entirely Cat free you know, what ! 
*twirls ACF mustache*
Splendid !
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 13, 2001
You can? That's nice for you
Sounds fun, ex
Carvernous Tunnels Under the Alabaster House
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 13, 2001
You can? That's nice for you
Sounds fun, ex
Carvernous Tunnels Under the Alabaster House
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 13, 2001
Sorry Perrers, appears that contrary to my last missive on the matter there appears to be a Bally Cat down here.
*pulls out Potato Army spud gun, sets to `chip` mode and goes stalking*
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Peregrin Posted Nov 13, 2001
Is it bad luck or good luck to shoot potato chips at a black cat?
Carvernous Tunnels Under the Alabaster House
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 14, 2001
soon find out old bean
heh heh heh heh
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 21, 2001
*lurks in the shadows, watching Red Dog*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 21, 2001
*Lurks back*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 21, 2001
*suddenly runs out, jumps on her VFR, starts it up and races off in a blaze of noise*
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Peregrin Posted Nov 21, 2001
*lurks around the ceiling*
*surreptitiously throws stick into spokes*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 21, 2001
*bike wobbles as feeble stick is snapped harmlessly*
Phew.
*continues to race through tunnels*
*suddenly realises they're in a circle*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 22, 2001
*Hates himself for it but is genetically predisposed towards chasing the thrown stick*
Noooooooooo !!!!!!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 22, 2001
*bike, girl and dog end up in a tumbled mess as they crash together*
*SM rubs her head*
Ow
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 22, 2001
drops off asprin, bandages and a thanksgiving feast. (lots of turkey bones, M; You can have Red Dog enslaved for hours.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 22, 2001
But you`ll need to cope with all the drool tho`
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 26, 2001
psst - I think it`s your civilian name shortened for quickness
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 26, 2001
Ah. Yes. Right.
Turkey bones.
Okay.
*picks one up gingerly*
*nervously offers one to RD*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 26, 2001
Watch your fingers .....
*lunges at bone which gets wedged between lower and upper jaws*
oh burra !
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Peregrin Posted Nov 27, 2001
Oh dear... *searches round floor for Sgt Mushroom's fingers*
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- 84: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 13, 2001)
- 85: Peregrin (Nov 13, 2001)
- 86: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 14, 2001)
- 87: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 21, 2001)
- 88: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 21, 2001)
- 89: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 21, 2001)
- 90: Peregrin (Nov 21, 2001)
- 91: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 21, 2001)
- 92: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 22, 2001)
- 93: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 22, 2001)
- 94: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 22, 2001)
- 95: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 22, 2001)
- 96: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 24, 2001)
- 97: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 26, 2001)
- 98: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 26, 2001)
- 99: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 26, 2001)
- 100: Peregrin (Nov 27, 2001)
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