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MaW Posted Mar 15, 2001
No, they're not chocolate penguins. They're made from Ministry of Evil Official Instant Penguin Mix, which comes in lots of different varieties depending on what you want your penguins to do. These are waiter penguins, unsurprisingly enough.
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Peregrin Posted Mar 15, 2001
Do you do smuggling and money laundering species?
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MaW Posted Mar 15, 2001
Only when the Moderators aren't looking 
* waves to the Moderators and offers chocolate *
Mostly we just have Evil Penguins which go around acting irresponsibly and causing general irritation by pushing into queues, taking the last 
and so forth. There are, however, a goodly number of Very Intelligent Penguins who work day and night (in shifts) to come up with all sorts of strange and interesting objects.
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MaW Posted Mar 15, 2001
No, they're too busy to do things like that. You know, fighting goodness, eating chocolate, inventing things, practising their ballroom dancing or sunbathing.
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Peregrin Posted Mar 15, 2001
Hmm. In that case, can I use a few thousand to work on my nefarious schemes to take over the world? I always wonder how Bond villians get the manpower, now I know.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Mar 16, 2001
!
, , , !!!!
*blithering in happiness*
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MaW Posted Mar 16, 2001
Sure Peregrin, have a few thousand. There are more hanging around the Ministry than I know what to do with.
* eyes Amy *
Looks someone's happy...
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Mar 16, 2001
VERY happy. 
And happier still that I'm no longer sick-- attribute that last post to some medicine that made me rather hyper... 
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MaW Posted Mar 16, 2001
Ah excellent! Let's have some more to celebrate!
* calls over penguins and begins placing an enormous order *
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Mar 16, 2001
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Peregrin Posted Mar 16, 2001
Shows just how good for you is!!
*gets cake, but is unsure whether to eat it or not as it has a beautiful swirly design on top which he's loath to destroy*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Mar 16, 2001
I knew that stuff was more than just Earth ambrosia...
Hmm, I wonder if the penguins would make me a chocolate cheesecake...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Mar 16, 2001
*Shea approaches with large knife and slices through Peregrin's 
, removes the top layer, places it on a glass tray, and hands the rest to Peregrin.*
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Peregrin Posted Mar 16, 2001
Ooh thank you! I never thought of that...
*munches happily, and decides to frame the icing*
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Baldrick Posted Mar 16, 2001
*flies in and begins eating*
Hello! God, it's good to be back!
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Peregrin Posted Mar 16, 2001
God? Where? I didn't see him come in. *looks around*
Good to see you Baldrick!! Hope you've been studiously devoting yourself to your ministerial duties while h2g2 was offline...
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Chris Tonks Posted Mar 21, 2001
*The Professor teleports in, chosing of course this particlularly quiet moment.*
*Finding himself in a anti-grav field not of his own devising, he shivers, and teleports out again...*
*Instead, the usual bundle of snacks from his GalaGroup appear, in case the penguins would like to serve those as well: San Betian Seawater, Canfrieda Wine, Osian Sub-Ice Cream and Canfrieda Sugar-Crisps.*
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- 47: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Mar 16, 2001)
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- 51: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Mar 16, 2001)
- 52: Peregrin (Mar 16, 2001)
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- 54: Shea the Sarcastic (Mar 16, 2001)
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