h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I found that all the Travel Zone did was tell you things you already knew... And Blackadder suffered for having the lower rating. But it was still funny.

Oh yes, Blackadder, that's one of the other few good things. But yes, it wasn't as good as the series.
Had a good few bits, like 'BlackAdder Back And Forth 2 - due summer 3000' at the end.

There was a very good ant display. That was my favourite bit.

Did you know that a leaf-cutter ant queen lives for more than 20 years?



Amy

Are you saying that there are ants in the world older and wiser than myself?
*Looks at Amy*
Yep - I can believe that.

Old? Wise? Me? Surely not!

I'm a pharaoh ant worker so I can't be more than three or four months old. *strong sense of being on borrowed time* OK, I'll accept the "wise" bit.

Have you ever re-enacted the ant/hand scene from "Un Chien Andalou"?

And I better not flatter you too much. I've been warned against flattering you.

By whom? I like flattery. I like it so much I think I may make it compulsory. Take no notice of that firelizard... she has developed a false sense of superiority just because she can do magic and can mess about with hyperspace.

You're right - it was Fern the Firelizard...
But what with most people around here liking flatteryn so much, I'm surprised that there aren't any ego-wars. Can't see it happening just yet, though.

What do you call Greebo's various egotistic campaigns then?

BTW Bluebottle, 7 days to go until when?

6 days to go before the West Quay centre opens.

Ah. Exciting. *Peregrin manages to sound completely un-enthused*

The what?

Hey you... me is not Egotistic... me has never done that sort of thing in my life... how rude!!!!

Me is just an ordinary wonderful... cute... lovable and strangely attractive... if slightly plump cat...

Tis not my fault that everyone loves me... and can't help telling me all about it...

~grin~

I can't imagine what Peregrin means. Perhaps he's referring to that other GREEBO that appears from time to time.

Greebo T. Cat (the original and best) is just very popular (and wonderful and lovable). {{{HUG}}}

Well yes, I agree, even if she says so herself

ME!!!... Me would never blow my own trumpet... ~grin~

I wasn't aware that you owned a trumpet... I thought that was daffodils and elephants.

*PHART*

No I can't get a note out of this elephant at all.

Try blowing in the other end.