h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Interesting train of thought!

Judging from your poem I'd say you're pretty old. Now you're older still. Now you're even older. And now you're older again.
Time marches on and yet, time still marches on.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional

It is funny how things work out like that. When I was young, I tried very hard to be older. I started shaving my face before there was any hygienic reason. I recall one time my older brother had me purchase enough alcohol for us that would keep three adults drunk for a week even though neither of use was of legal age. One might guess he picked me because I was taller, not older.

Midway through the drunken night he mentioned that in the year 2000, he would be 42 years old. He asked what I thought I might be doing at that time. I said, "I hope to be retired!" I think unemployed is pretty darn close.

Now you're even Older.

Now You're older still...


And now you're older still......