h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

New page.

Not another new page!?
It took long enough to train the last one.
Ah well, page fetch me the royal

Ah, that's what the true procrastinator needs: hired help, to take care of those bothersome details that can't wait.

There are NO "bothersome details that can't wait"

Well that's put paid to cutting the grass this afternoon,
and now it's started to rain, just as well I didn't start.
Chalk that one up as a victory for procrastination.

I really ought to go to bed, what with it being 1.30am and all, but that would mean pulling out the sofabed, and that's such a chore. I feel like putting it off, but I'm cream crackered and I want to get some kip.

I'll start working in a minute, but then I've recieved tacit approval for going on here (for 'research' purposes...).

Of course you have

and it's started raining again so that's put paid to the grass cutting.

I'm just waiting for it to start raining here so that I don't have to go and buy laundry liquid.

Mind you, if it rains I'm going to have to find a reason not to hoover the carpet.

I find thatis always a good reason.
If you don't haveto hand then meditating on it is the next best thing.

Naw, meditating on makes you hungry, and then you have to do something about it. Which means, if you have no , you either have to consider getting some, or search the pantry for a substitute...

And have you ever found a substitute for ?

It doesn't exist. Then you become disappointed, unless you are a world class chef and can some out of whatever you do find, or you live next to a convenience store.

The rest of us just have to meditate on the lack of . Kindda like wishing the Cadbury bunny left you happy ""s in the back yard.

*Kicks the Majik Drinks Dispenser*

Gin and Tonic please

Oww

Sorry I probably should have put my glasses on first.

Unless... McKay, I'll have a pint of Black Sheep, please.

Wait... McKay was the Majik Drinks Dispenser all along?

I hope not, everyone here is a procrastinator.

Did someone ask for a "jack of grog ?"