h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dons his tinsel patch and kicks the jukebox. i starts playing greatest hits*

*serves icecream*

*pours bailey's over her icecream*

*has a few s and a barrel of *

*Drags several boxes of Christmas decorations out of the store.*
Who's bringing the tree?
I wonder if these lights still work?
*Plugs them in, plunging the pub into darkness*
Sorry! Anyone know where the fusebox is?

*brings a to light up the place - unfortunately the accidentally torches all the decorations*

dang! shouldn't have fed the wretched creature that high octane chili con carne

Door opens - in comes pushing a large box with her nose - - that was hard w*rk - any seasonal going?

Oh, just been to the discount shop - cheaper last year's out of fashion decorations - help yourself .....

fetching a pail of water to put out the fire ....

*replaces fuse*

But Shirps! Why did you bring all those ?

I've been done again

Couldn't we cut out some faces & stick some cotton wool around their mouths & put some red hats on them?

ever hopeful

: KA-ZAMMMM!



piece of

sighs - what a

? I would have expected , considering how most of s look like.

Ah, but the s haven't had a chance to grow bigger than thes & they haven't consumed as much yet

when does the party for pandora start, i wonder? it was her birthday yesterday, you know

Is she trying to get away without throwing a party?

oh dear, most shocking!

Could we start the party without her then? Maybe she'd like to have a party to join.

yes, we'll just start a surprise party for her here and now

the biggest surprise being that we are 24 hours late

Well, we were busy at the weak end.