h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*follows the *

hm, i'd better pour one for linus also



i shall name this cocktail a "white rabbit"

in case you wonder whats in it: milk, rum - and viagra

Okay, fair enough, I won't drink his then.

Hope we get some better weather this month!

Not those yellow showers, you mean?

is that where the expression ' watch me pull a rabbit out of my...' came from ?

i am sure i don't know what you're talking about

i read an interesting piece of news on teletext this morning. seems some s have studied why male and female go to bed with each other

the staggering conclusion was: they want to sleep together

NO!
Sleep together...?
NEVER!

Pour me a - whattashock!




WR

science - there's nothing like it

nothing as useful as the science of brewing either

it is an amazing fact that something as tasty and nutritious as is in fact the result of the w*rk of one of the smallest and most insignificant animals on planet

which makes illegal for vegetarians of course

I dispute the "insignificant" status of that little animal...

I put it to you that the little animal of which you speak is VITALLY IMPORTANT to the well-being of humanity !

...or perhaps you really meant microscopic?


WR

could we agree on 'seemingly insignificant'?

"Mostly harmless" perhaps?

w*rks for me

mostly harmless? not how i feel some mornings...

nothing that can't be cured with a few i'm sure

The best way to avoid a hangover is...

Stay

WR