h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Mixes Hati a nice large with extra olives.*

There you go.. it's no good waiting for men to figure out what a girl needs.

sweetie!

Who wants some olives??

I'll eat them, thanks! Did that link to August work right for you? I don't know what I did wrong with it.

Yes, it worked alright. I actually bothered to check it though I posted first.

Oh good. That's alright then.

Have another ...

*marinades olives in Hati's drink, then fishes them out and gobbles them up.*

'ning all.. anything new happening?

Yes, the news are that in August all the men are hunting and harvesting and we can obviously keep the pub for ourselves (and pizzaboys).

good! Pizza boys! I'll call a few and .. men hunting?? hunting what exactly?

I wouldn't know.

well, let's hope for the best


* meantime two pizza boys, carrying pizza boxes, hesitate to come in *

* are pulled in by powerful dinosaur arms *


one for you, Hati??

And what about mari-rae??

.. oops ..

* calls for another pizza *

* grabs the one carrying the quatro stagione and moves over to the backroom *

that's four seasons, isn't it? let's see if we can go for all four..

*rolls eyes and drags one pizzaboy to the ladies'*

Did someone say pizzaboys?

*looks out of the ladies room*

Over here, Hyp! Great to see you, btw!

Hati.

So, How has everyone here been keeping themselves?

*walks behind th ebar, pours a stiff G&T and follows Hati to the Ladies*

Mario! Long time, no see.

Well, by the looks of it we have mostly behaved...

*Cackles, stops and shoves her dentures back in, goes on cackling as she grabs Antonio's hand and leads him around behind the fireplace.*

Let me show you my broomstick and cauldron, sweetcheeks!

hehehehe!

*emerges from the ladies, adjusts her hair, looks around and starts coffee*

*Navigates around the bar, hunting for a *