h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wait a minute! You had goats as neighbours, you were goat, there are old stories involved, Hati (who is (s)he anyway?) doesn't like goats and that all means that it has to be g**t?

I took a look in that corner but it was dark there. And there is too many postings to understand about what is going on. So I can actually be whoever/whatever in the darkness?

Eggplants look nice. Their eggs look nice. I don't think I have eaten any in my life.

You are whoever you are, and what apears on h2g2 to be an apearance of you is only the imige somone reading those words might conclude, but never aproach nearness to your actually being who you are - and if you don't really feel like knowing yourself, then there is still a lot to be found out - by your fellow-guide-users and yourself.

Hehehehe. I had to read it twice. I guess I understand what you mean. I am what I am.

what or who?

*dances around the words "I am who I am" and "I am what I am", just for the fun of it, and a last time around the maypole...*

I am where I am

what

I like to be what.

What you see is what you get

Get a wyvern, eh?

Everybody wants to have a wyvern. Wyvern looks good on the shield.

*It's June, so I stop Maydancing*

*suddenly realises, what a wyvern actually is*

*feals a little relieved, that the conversation was actually not very dangorous...*

Ehm - are you the kind of wyvern that breathes fire???

I don't know, I haven't tried it yet. But my mommy can do it!

Ohh - good to know...Look, there is that maypole, and I am actually quite unwilling to do the job of pulling it down - you mightn't just... have a... try ?!? Breathing at it, I mean?

I may give it a try.

Eeechooooohhhhh....

Look at it! Look! Look!

*can't believe what he is seeing*

You mean - the burnt matchstick there?

Be careful not to singe the tomatos! Hello, wyvern. Hello Englaender, good dancing. You must be in great shape.

I am, I am, yes - great shape, Not quite what you call a "washboard-tummy" in Germany, more like a cocktail-pillow (hah - that too could be a germanism...)

Yeah, doing fine, how about yourself? Care for a hoble around your stick, madam?

Hello, mari-rae!

Englaender, I thought that was your pole, my mistake.

*Hobbles around inspecting the herb garden.*

All the plants are growing beautifully.

What are you growing here? Anything good for health? Or bad perhaps?

If I stay long enough I might grow a beard...

I love beards!
Exept that they may catch fire.

*checks if there are any beardtrees*