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Shirps Posted Apr 20, 2006
don't forget I'm only a 
& tend to look downwards instead of up - unless there's food around, which I doubt in the ladies 
I'll go see if I can find one suitable ....
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Shirps Posted Apr 20, 2006
Right - I have here that bright red gaudy dress that Pan is so fond of wearing - & a straw hat - any chance of a hand to put it together?
sits back admiring her thievery ...
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted Apr 20, 2006
*takes gown off shirps, puts it on, adds a bit of straw from somewhere, stands on one foot, waves hat and says:*
Joogoolabadooba I äm free to fool ya
I'm no scarecrow to play bingo
take me where I can use bad lingo 
April April want you pass
I can then stop to fool the class...
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Shirps Posted Apr 20, 2006
Gasps in amazement ...
Oh Chorny, Chorny
The gown does not look right
Maybe the red's too bright
A you may be
For a month of April days
But you should loosen those stays
For the merry month of May
I just can't wait to see
Exactly what you will be!
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted Apr 20, 2006
Possibly maybee?
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mari-rae Posted Apr 21, 2006
I came to see if you needed help, but it looks like you two have things in hand. Chorny, don't scare away the 
s!
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted Apr 21, 2006
If I have to wear Pandora's clothes, I guess I could do with some s... could this be lindaed??? I am ever so sorry, but I had to make that joke (I am still sorry, no I'm not, you know...)
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 4, 2006
Errects a Maypole, decorates it Bavarian style. Builds a bit complicated Way back to the May-CP (Has forgotten how to do it propper...) :-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F52920?thread=2879350 *dances around the pole. counterclockwise*
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 22, 2006
Care to join in? Counterclockwise, of course! *goes on dancing and prancing and generaly making a *drat: Fool!* of himself...*
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 22, 2006
playing at traditionalist german maypolewhatever... The put them up on the 30th of April, and then they hang about the place through may. And the first of May is usually a great day to just hang about, eat Wurstel and get happily 
. Good fun...
And I am dancing counterclockwise! YiPeE!
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wyvern Posted May 29, 2006
You make my head spinning around.
Will you stop when May ends?
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 30, 2006
I can stop right now.
*stops*
But that is no fun...
*continues*
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wyvern Posted May 30, 2006
I'll just sit and wait until you're done then.
*folds the wings and sits on the ground*
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 31, 2006
That's a long story... goes back into the days, when people screamed "Duck" and foodfights started... Go to the Darkest coner of the crossed purposes - There is a lot about goats *oops* g**ts and ducks and other animals - quite fun actually...
*stops to plant an eggplant*
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wyvern Posted May 31, 2006
Why g**t? And darkest corner? Maybe I should check it out. Do you think they'd think I am an animal too?
Am I asking too many questions? Do you like eggplants?
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Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) Posted May 31, 2006
Question 1) I used to have goats as neighbours - and Hati doesn't like goats - and a few other old stories - many moons ago... Oh, and I had a username for a while as "goat going määh"
Question 2) The darkes corner is something that happened quite near the beginning of the Crossed purposes Pub. Must be something like the echo of the big bang, when things come to live - and some just get traped in that odd corner, which you find in any decent pub...
Statement 1) You should!
Question 3) They wouldn't know if you are an animal or not in the darkes corner - actually nobody knows anything which makes things rather convenient, I think...
Question 4)No.
Question 5)I don't think I could tell one if I saw it... It just fitted in, you see?
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- 25: Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) (Apr 20, 2006)
- 26: mari-rae (Apr 21, 2006)
- 27: Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next) (Apr 21, 2006)
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