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Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 3, 2006
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 3, 2006
......what a loooooooong winter it was.......
Here, try some of my 'hopeless'
...*looks over at Derby...whispers to mari-rae....*i'd like to peal some of that off me.....go on mari.....move over a seat so I can get in closer.
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
derbyshirelad Posted Feb 4, 2006
Ohh! Why do I shiver, so? Why is this powerful having a 'strange' effect on me? Why do I keep trying to remember what an aphrodisiac tastes like? Why is the fair Mistress Pandora making those at me?
Ahh! NOW I know what a hamburger feels like on the Fourth of July!
Yummy......................
Has anyone got a pillow? For some strange reason I feel like committing a daring act, like ripping the 'WARNING' label off with my teeth!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 4, 2006
CRIMINAL ~!!!!!!
I like that in an man ... ...*goes over to the juke box and hits it with her hip...Ozzy Osbourne's, 'Coming Home' plays...*...I've been a bad, bad booooy ... no use trying to change me ... it's something that I adore...
I jusssss love bad boys.
My Blue Goo Couch has several tags on it's pillows. Go on Derby, knock yourself out. Just leave a bit of room for me when I'm ready for a wee nap ... one of those short four or five day naps I'm always taking.
...*rubs her hip...* Yo' mari!? I think I might have an idea how/why your hip went wonky. .... Some things are jussss worth the pain. Or not.
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 5, 2006
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
mari-rae Posted Feb 6, 2006
*Stands out of the way of Pandora and dsl who are ripping off warning labels on pillows with their teeth and making at each other. Hobbles over to Shirps and lends her her secret recipe book.*
Most of the ingredients for these recipes are easy to find, but there are one or two items that are rather difficult. Like the of an . That's NOT on the shelf at Somerfields...no surprise. The fewmets are for the potion recipe. You can find those behind any you might meet.
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Shirps Posted Feb 6, 2006
Mari ... ... what an honour! I won't let anyone else peep inside - promise
Now, are there any ingredients that I should really be careful about? Or can I just "go for it"?
rubbing paws together while glancing through the recipe book ...
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Shirps Posted Feb 6, 2006
Thanks Kes Any more tips gratefully received ... afterall I'm only learning & there may be ... ... a few mistakes
looking for cauldron ...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 6, 2006
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
mari-rae Posted Feb 6, 2006
*Drags the cauldron out of the fireplace and polishes it up.*
Here you are, Shirps. Obviously, giant's belly button fluff is going to be difficult, but fortunately not many recipes call for that. I'd say you can just go for it.
What were you thinking of making? A potion? A spell? Dessert?
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Shirps Posted Feb 6, 2006
hmm, thinking hard, a spell could be fun ... maybe to change everyone's character?
tips some bat's blood into cauldron along with a sprinkling of badger's droppings ...
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 6, 2006
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
derbyshirelad Posted Feb 6, 2006
Ooohh! I'm feeling all wobbly! It must be that cocktail that the nice mari- lady gave me. That and the that are growing bigger, and bigger, and bigger.................
Crossed Purposes - February 2006
Shirps Posted Feb 6, 2006
Oh! I just found some teeth on the window sill - nasty sharp little things - & what have we here in the deep freezer - a dodo's brain completely intact
In they go with a bit of Rosemary (I know she's quite popular) - it's down to simmering again, must be the cold brain ... turns the flames up in the fireplace (just a little bit of gunpowder tea should do that nicely) ... walks down into the cellar ... returns with a bottle of vintage "Count Vlad's" - that should have matured nicely - in it goes (hopes the blood types will mix OK)
Well, give it about an hour, then help yourselves
reclines on couch resting paws & watches
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Crossed Purposes - February 2006
- 21: Shirps (Feb 3, 2006)
- 22: derbyshirelad (Feb 3, 2006)
- 23: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 3, 2006)
- 24: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 3, 2006)
- 25: derbyshirelad (Feb 4, 2006)
- 26: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 4, 2006)
- 27: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 5, 2006)
- 28: Shirps (Feb 5, 2006)
- 29: mari-rae (Feb 6, 2006)
- 30: Shirps (Feb 6, 2006)
- 31: Kes (Feb 6, 2006)
- 32: Shirps (Feb 6, 2006)
- 33: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 6, 2006)
- 34: Shirps (Feb 6, 2006)
- 35: mari-rae (Feb 6, 2006)
- 36: Shirps (Feb 6, 2006)
- 37: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 6, 2006)
- 38: derbyshirelad (Feb 6, 2006)
- 39: Shirps (Feb 6, 2006)
- 40: derbyshirelad (Feb 7, 2006)
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