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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Hati Posted Dec 24, 2001
*returns from the shower, all wet and dropping*
Could anybody give me a towel, please?
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Kes Posted Dec 24, 2001
Never go anywhere without your towel, Hati! ... *Hands Hati a couple of the towelling bar runners* Hope they'll do!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Hati Posted Dec 24, 2001
*trembles with cold, wrappes herself in*
Something happened to my towel few weeks ago and I can't find it anymore. It's angry with me, I guess. 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Dec 24, 2001
I've heard dry martini is quite good at dissolving glue 
Let me pour a little .... oops. Well, at least you're free now.
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Hati Posted Dec 24, 2001
*opens her mouth wide 
in hope to get some martini into it*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 24, 2001
*Passes Hati a fresh Martini...*
Hati!!! Marry ... oh no, you are married, 
merry christmuse!!!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 24, 2001
*not being one for public nudity...Pandora shimmies right outta' her clothes...leaving Mari-rae & Gwennie on the floor...walks up to the bar and sips a martini. Does it feel cold in here to anyone else? 
*goes to the juke-box & selects a tune...
the music begins as Pan returns to the bar, singing: It's nature's way of telling you...something's wrooooong...it's nature's way...* 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Gwennie Posted Dec 24, 2001
Err...Pan? You've got goose bumps on your goose bumps girl! 
*Thanks Seth for dissolving her glue by blowing him a 
, helps Mari to her feet and returns her to her knitting*
Pan I think that you might be missing these... 
*Hands Pan her clothing and steals Kes's 
*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 24, 2001
::doesn't know quite what to post::
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 24, 2001
*Quickly knits a fabulous 60s revisited retro purple and yellow striped mini dress for Pandora.*
Here you go, hon.
*Pats Dragonfly on the head and goes to the bar. Downs a martini, and whispers something into Kes's ear. Gives Englander and Seth a 
and waves to Ottox. for Gwennie and Pandora. Buys all the rest a nice large drink of their choice. *
Merry Christmas, and/or Happy Holidays everyone!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 24, 2001
Wow man...*sees her reflection in the mirror behind the bar*
That MUST have been some good 
...Wait 'til I tell you guys about the long strange trip I've been on!!!
It all started while was boppen' at a concert...a guy gave me something to drink & the next thing I know...I'm seeing the future!!! Wow man, what a trip! There were movie stars in the White House...I'm not talkn' 'bout the one down the street...I mean THE White House...far-out huh? Ooo, Oh, then like all of a sudden there was a guy as Prez who was too stupid to inhale!
No, I swear...it was sooo REAL!!! *sips her martini* Ewww...who took my Boone's Farm Apple Wine? Ah, well...Oh & then there was all this stuff about cordless phones & people actually LIVING in space!!! Ooo, and then we all had these little thingies, we could write & even talk & see eachother in them! I mean like you really were there with someone like all the way in Europe!
And then like a new Century began...the World was STILL really ed up...wars...people picking on eachother for their beliefs...sheesh...I KNOW by the next Century all that crap will be worked out...cause, like, we've come a long way baby!
*notices that she's wearing a dress she's never seen before...
a bit freaked out...she's looking like she's been rode hard and put away wet!* Hey, you guys...how long have I been here? What happened to yesterday? *takes a breath & realizes that this is JUST a trip...so, she can't totally control the outcome...just go with the flow...yeah, that's cool.
*notices the decorations*
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!! It's going to be so strange now that the 60's are offically over. 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 25, 2001
Uhhh... Maybe you have that six upside down...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 25, 2001
Wow man...that was really deep!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 25, 2001
Errr..... thanks...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Kes Posted Dec 25, 2001
The 60s are NOT officially over ...not as long as I can't remember anything about them clearly ......
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 25, 2001
HAPPY HOLLERDAYS!!! YEEHAH!!!
I heard this song at work today about Santa having a bid old pickuptruck!!! YEEEHAH!!! 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Gwennie Posted Dec 25, 2001
Here! Here! Kes! You keep remembering for those of us who can't...
*Grins pointedly in Pan's direction*
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Seth of Rabi Posted Dec 25, 2001
Most of the time I can't remember yesterday clearly 
:: Jukebox starts playing 'Yesterday', gets quietly kicked and moves on to several small species of furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict (live at Hammersmith)::
That's better
Merry 84th anniversary of the liberation of the Russian banks, y'all
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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
- 341: Hati (Dec 24, 2001)
- 342: Kes (Dec 24, 2001)
- 343: Hati (Dec 24, 2001)
- 344: Seth of Rabi (Dec 24, 2001)
- 345: Hati (Dec 24, 2001)
- 346: Researcher 168814 (Dec 24, 2001)
- 347: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 24, 2001)
- 348: Gwennie (Dec 24, 2001)
- 349: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 24, 2001)
- 350: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 24, 2001)
- 351: Gwennie (Dec 24, 2001)
- 352: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 24, 2001)
- 353: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 25, 2001)
- 354: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 25, 2001)
- 355: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 25, 2001)
- 356: Kes (Dec 25, 2001)
- 357: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 25, 2001)
- 358: Gwennie (Dec 25, 2001)
- 359: Seth of Rabi (Dec 25, 2001)
- 360: Kes (Dec 25, 2001)
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