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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Kes Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Mumbles something through a slightly conditioned tongue ... gives thumbs-up sign*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2001
*creeps over...looks deeply into 'it's' eyes...hmmm* Kes? *snif*
you smell like Kes. 
Hello Kes...haven't seen you in awhile... let me buy you another drink...join me for a martini? 
*goes to the juke-box & plays: Wear Wolves Of London 
*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Dec 20, 2001
:: slowly working his way through olives and martinis ::
Anyone heard from Sultandude 
? Hope he hasn't got caught up in that ebola outbreak in Gabon 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Kes Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Mixes two buckets of very dry martini (plenty of olives)* . One for you ... one for me. Cheers!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Gwennie Posted Dec 20, 2001
What this then Kes - hair of the dog? 
*Peers into a bucket and wonders how it would be possible to "shake and not stir" one of Kes's martinis*
Kes, could I have mine shaken and not stirred please? 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 20, 2001
;:Plato shakes in front of Pan, looking mischievous::
HErrrmmm.... You think he understands English!??? 
::sings and dances::
I got all A's
All A's for me!!!
And none for you!!!
Do be do be do!!! 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2001
Seth, I last got an E from SDude right before his Birthday...said he had plans for several weeks...unless, of course I've gotten that last bit confusalated with another male type who E's me.
But I did hear from him around the end of November...knowing him he traded his laptop for a lap dance!
Thanks Kes! 
More olive please. 
*Glares at Gwennie*...You planning on hiding here forever?
*dangles her hair for the kitty to play with*...you know D., I once got a double F!! 
Truey...two F's on the top of my Government class...I asked Mr. Gerton, "Why did you put 2 F's on my paper?" He said, "Because I couldn't think of anything lower to put there!" He was ticked because I only got A's on the topics of which I had interest in. 
He made sure I passed his class though...told me he was getting too old to have me for another whole year! ...*wondering why people keep saying I AM Pandora...'course I am...*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 20, 2001
Hee hee hee.... 
::Sophie takes a nap under Plato's mistletoe, but Plato is too busy jumping and pawing at Pan's hair to notice...::
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Gwennie Posted Dec 20, 2001
Dragonfly, I hope that Plato has a flea collar on, otherwise he might catch some from Pan's hair... 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Fixes a bunch of Legoangels in Orbit around the star (¿or the angel?) on top of the christmusetree..., ´set´s the motors going...*
*Sings* When the 
s beginn to fall....
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2001
That's IT!! 
s to Gwennie & before she knows what's happening...Pandora has run around her several times with duct tape........*around & around...sands back admiring her work...picks up some of E's & decorates Gwennie like a Christmas tree...giggle...pokes a hole through the tape & sticks a straw in Gwennie's pie hole & puts the other end into a vat of liquid tofu.* Wha'? I'm not completely hateful!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 20, 2001
That's my friend you did that to!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2001
Back off D. or it's d. tape for you too!!!! Besides...she was MY friend before she was yours...AND another thing...
you have NO idea what she's been doing to me in other threads! She thought she'd be safe in here...HA!
Oh, and one last thing...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 20, 2001
::SPLAT!!!::
MY EYE!!! MY EYE!!! OUCH....
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 20, 2001
MY LEGO; MY LEGO
Oh... sorry, D... How is your Eye?
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 21, 2001
Tomato-y....
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 21, 2001
...well...now you can make soup!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Gwennie Posted Dec 21, 2001
*Steam vents from under the duct tape and muffles exclamations are heard*
*Struggles to free herself, looses balance and falls to the floor where she rolls into the 
, knocking it over so that it lands on top of Pan who disappears under a pile of branches, decorations and Lego*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 21, 2001
MY LEGO; MY LEGO!!!
Oh, sorry, G... How´s that person under the duct tape??
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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
- 261: Kes (Dec 20, 2001)
- 262: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2001)
- 263: Seth of Rabi (Dec 20, 2001)
- 264: Kes (Dec 20, 2001)
- 265: Gwennie (Dec 20, 2001)
- 266: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 20, 2001)
- 267: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2001)
- 268: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 20, 2001)
- 269: Gwennie (Dec 20, 2001)
- 270: Researcher 168814 (Dec 20, 2001)
- 271: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2001)
- 272: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 20, 2001)
- 273: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2001)
- 274: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 20, 2001)
- 275: Researcher 168814 (Dec 20, 2001)
- 276: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 21, 2001)
- 277: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 21, 2001)
- 278: Kes (Dec 21, 2001)
- 279: Gwennie (Dec 21, 2001)
- 280: Researcher 168814 (Dec 21, 2001)
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