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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 29, 2001
*skips around* "Let's all get really blasted and give eachother hair cuts!" "Here...love beads for everyone!
Even love beads for the 
mmmmoderators." 
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 29, 2001
Yeah, give me the scissors, or better the razor.
So who wants to be bald? It's the 3rd millenium, we don't need hair on our heads anymore. After I shaved your head I can paint the h2g2-logo on it, so you don't get sun burned 
And after all - the smileys are bald, too. Let's be solidary with the smileys! 
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Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jun 29, 2001
No way, Ruppinger!!
I love my hairs and wanna keep them
Besides - you may look good without hair, but I don't
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 29, 2001
Ever tried it out? You may be pleasingly surprised!
And you don't need to wash your hair anymore
btw, I made it into the most postings list (YAY!), my typing gets faster day by day!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 30, 2001
::Creeps in:: Vegan affairs, eh!?? I guess cheesecake isn't allowed here, is it!??
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
I leave the decision by you.
But we can also assume it's vegan cheesecake!
Or maybe want some cheesecake-icecream?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 30, 2001
Wait... are dairy products permitted here or not!?? I don't want anyone to get offended...
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
Everything is permitted, I don't want to force anybody to be vegan.
So, enjoy you cheesecake-icecream 
( erm, may I taste? )
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
BTW, I didn't mention yet what the title 'Keeper Of Vegan Affairs' is all about. Well, it's mostly got to do with the 
Vegan, of which I'm the ambassador. The is called Vegan, because the only inhabitants are plants.
Now there exists one severe problem on Vegan. It suffers from overpopulation. Fortunately every plant is edable, and yes I hash before, but I already managed it into the Most Postings in 24 Hours List tonight, now I can also try it into the the Longest Postings in 24 Hours List, which shouldn't be so difficult....where was I?
Hmm, I need at least 639 figures, wonder how many lines that are (?)
*wonders how many lines that are*
hmmm. no idea.
............
?
Ah yes, back to the story:
Through a happy coincident, I am vegetarian, which qualifies me perfectly for the job, and this is all there is about, so plaese, enjoy your cheesecake icecream Dragonfly. You don't offend nobody's feelings here, they already ate my goat, over at Kasia's pub and I wasn't mad.
Coming to think of it, I should have been! Them damn hash
!
But if I was lucky, it wasn't my goat. After all it was in the Darkest Corner of the pub, and recently I saw several sprinboks there, so maybe they ate one of them
I wonder if this is enough now !?
*wonders if this is enough now*
(just to be sure)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 30, 2001
OHNO!!! I think I helped to eat your goat!!!
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
Watchoo mean by 'I helped'? Are you a waitress or didchoo actually eat it? 
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Why didnchoo you stay with cheesecake and chocmilk ?
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171750 Baggyfish Posted Jun 30, 2001
hi, there i must have passed out for a few days the partys still going thats good anyone got any vodka i've run out?
sxxt my head hurts
(needs hair of the dog) <{{><
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
YAY!!! Baggyfish!
Good to see You again 
Have some Gammel Dansk before the vodka
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 30, 2001
For everyone!!!! 
Excuse me...I was wondering what happened to yesterday?
Anyone knowing my whereabouts between noon and mid-night
ahh, skip it...if it was interesting I would remember. Perhaps I was napping?
I'm still looking for my bra too. No, really! I had one...
I think...it was 1969. But it COULD have been 1970. So, if anyone does find it, I'd love to have it returned. (in a plain brown wrapper natch) 
I'll have a 
Cheers!
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Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jun 30, 2001
Bra, Pan???
No, honey, no bra left in here, I'm sorry
oh, and thx for the
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
Where did you loose it in 1969 or 1970?
Or where did you last see it?
This could be extremely helpful
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Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jun 30, 2001
Why are you asking, RUppi??
Did you play with bras at the age of... 
let's say as a little child???
And what did your mommy said to this - rather strange hobby???
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
You want me to get my 
?
Maybe she can find a trace, but therefore I need a used bra of yours. sherlok>
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 30, 2001
Hey, what do you want to imply, Kasia?
I only wanted to help a desperate woman, suffering from amnesia!
Tsk!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 1, 2001
How can I give you a bra for to sniff when it's lost?
If I knew WHERE I lost it, it wouldn't be lost. Unless, of course I was lost when I lost it?!
If I knew if it was 1969 or 1970 I would have said, "It was lost in 1969 or, it was lost in 1970."
You want ANOTHER bra?!? That was the ONLY one I had!
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- 121: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 29, 2001)
- 122: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 29, 2001)
- 123: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 124: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 29, 2001)
- 125: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 30, 2001)
- 126: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 127: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 30, 2001)
- 128: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 129: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 130: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 30, 2001)
- 131: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 132: 171750 Baggyfish (Jun 30, 2001)
- 133: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 134: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 30, 2001)
- 135: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jun 30, 2001)
- 136: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
- 137: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jun 30, 2001)
- 138: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 30, 2001)
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- 140: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jul 1, 2001)
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