h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I offer...a cow and a little not my self in any way dshape or form

*pats the little *

Excellent, Bob!!!

So... our official bid is with Bob for one chocolate cow and one little black cat. Quite nice. KT made an impressive bid...... unfortunately, we both fooled ourselves into doing that in the wrong forum... OOOPS!!!

Wellhumhumhumwell. Hum.

I must admit I have nothing to give for this little frog.
Nothing but a little love to everyone here, of course.
(It's all my bank's fault, otherwise I would give even a billion Moowing Maxicows from Dezaytous Beta)


*from now on a deep pathos can be heard in typolifi's voice*

Yet, this frog is very important to me. First, I have an empty field in my Prak subheader, and as you know, Prak knew a lot of ::Truth:: concerning those little amphibians. Second, purple's my favourite colours, with beige and green (I know, I know, that's three colours..!). Third, I do sing myself, and I like singing above all . That's why I would be very happy to make friends with this frog, so that we could form a choral.

You see, even if I could buy this frog, I wouldn't do it, because I won't be its owner, I will be its friend.

::Cries::

That's SOOOO beautiful!!!

::has to take some time to collect herself and reconvene with the judges::

That's my friend!
With him, with him, shall I go
Beyond all hills and seas
To Islington or Ys
To New York, Santiago,
In Paris we shall stand.
together

Good people,

Behold the Purple Frog!

Hear her words!

Come on typo...
everybody knows the truth

I beg your pardon, dear frog, it is well known that nobody knows anything.

Oh yeah? Yet I should think that if nobody knows anything, then this can't be "well known" ?

You didn't think I would get caught by that ol'Socratic sophism, did you?

Wonders are many, but none more wonderful than a talking purple frog that speakes of the great philosopher, thus spake Abomeo
I withdraw my bid, the great froglosipher should be given into the care of Typolifi
ab

And although Typo mixes up a little his bits of philosophical knowledge, I shall be very happy if indeed that is what happens.

Yours forever, Purple Frog

Yet I'm afraid Dragonfly's away, and when all is said and done she certainly is the judge.

And jury...

yesyes
what does "abomeo" alludes to?

NB yesyes answers to the funny binary rythm of said and done AND judge and jury

err..
that's not what I intended to say. Sounds much like boasting to me.
I rather wanted to say something about Dragonfly and about Purple Frog

I am Romeo to Shea's Juliet, Two households both alike in dignity, in fair h2g2 where we lay our scene....

kepz
ohoo!

I hope that neither ancient grudge nor new mutiny shall ever make your adventure a misadventure.