A Conversation for Foxy Manor

Foxy Manor- Guesthouse No.4

Post 1

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea enters, making sure that mr. irving washinton's things have gotten here. they are sitting just inside the door*
mr washington? you have the house to yourself for now, but if more people show up, you may end up with three roommates. please let me know if you need anything!


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Post 2

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I should be... just fine for now, thank you. I suppose you have buisness elsewhere to get to. I won't keep you from that.


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Post 3

soeasilyamused, or sea

*gives mr washington a smile*
thank you, sir. miss Galaxy Babe is the french maid, you can ask for her at reception or phone room 11.
*leaves, closing the door quietly behind her*


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Post 4

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*procedes to unpack his things (including an IIEM -- don't ask how he fit it into this luggage, it's not impossible, just infinitely improbable) and contemplates calling the french maid...*


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Post 5

Will Jenkins (Dead)

IIEM - ?


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Post 6

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*turns around, startled*

Oh! Hi, Will. I didn't see you there. I'm going to hazard a guess that you have never been to the Aroma Café -- my H2G2 coffee house. IIEM stands for Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine. It's an Espresso Machine that runs on an Infinite Improbability drive, and therefore can make more complex drinks than most... and on its own, if needed. I thought maybe a portable modle might come in handy here. Fancy a latté?


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Post 7

Will Jenkins (Dead)

I have my own thanx and knowing Infinte Improbability Drives the last thing I'm going to end up with is coffeesmiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

It always works at the café -- well, most of the time. The thing with Infinite Improbability drives, you get what you ask for, but it passes through every other possibility, first. The thing with the IIEM is that you get what you ask for, but somedays it is overly literal...


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Post 9

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*enters and cleans the room for the new occupant*
*puts fresh linen on the bed*
*places cold beers in the mini-fridge*


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Post 10

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

ahhh *lies down on bed* peace at last


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Post 11

DEATH



Good God, Man! You've Only Been Here An Hour And You've Wrecked The Place!


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Post 12

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea barges in as well*
OHMYGOSH WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
*sea grabs the fire extinguisher and puts out fire. then she fixes everything that got broken*
be a little more careful in the future, okay? geez!


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Post 13

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

*wakeing up* um what are you lot doing in here?

ah sea gald your here could you take this message down to reception *hands sea a CLOSED evelope* thanks


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Post 14

DEATH

He's A Wrecking Ball On Legs...
Also Note The Important Fact I Have X-ray Vision.
(Sees The Expression On Acolyte's Face)
Turned Off.


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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

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Post 16

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

oh how about a shower *walks in to shower turns it on, small amount of grey water splats out then the shoer procedes to make clanging noises*

bugger and I already got undressed *puts on true black silk dressing gown*


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Post 17

Jenny and Fred the cheese

*having not read the front page wonders in bewildered unsure of what she is doing here* HI EVERYBODUY. *takes beer out of fridge and hides it under bed* heehee


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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

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Post 19

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

oh yeh which bed d'you want, theres the king size over there*points* or theres two singles i the spare room over there*points*

I prefer the KS it's really quite nice and warm, especially if you've got some thing to cuddle up with


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Post 20

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

*stares warmly yet meaning fully at Jenny*
ok *glulps* angel?


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