h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, you Newbies!!!

Listen! The rules are the rules, and you must abide by them, or you will be referred to Towers and banned!
All the older h2g2-ers follow the rules, why can't you?
No, I know that most people start swearing quite young now, but this is still a 'family site', and everyone can access it, so the rules must be enforced!
I admit that I went far too exessive in that post I mentioned, but that's my own problem.

now sort out yours!

the only swear word in that last column was when somebody ordered a B..... Mina, and that's a drink! Oh, someone mentioned w*rk too, shame on you, whoever that was!

Oh yeah? and what about that other thing, usualy found in the phrase "the dog's ****"!?

The dog's basket? Don't tell me we're not allowed to say that now?

This is gonna turn into a flame war *gets out absbestos*

EV, please. Help me reason with them...
You, along with me, are a h2g2 (and I don't meen to be rude here) 'oldie', so you of all people follow the rules, surely!

Oops! The Archangel Tweetie! Guilty!

And she's one of the youngsters as well.

And No Spitting!

So we're not allowed to swear, but underage drinking is fine.

Am I an "oldie"?

Yep...
To both your questions...

It's virtual drinking. That's ok.
And underage trying to cybershag old women, yes, you know who you are!
That's not right.

Are we allowed to say "cybershag"?

*decides to be rude and spits*

*shrugs* I swear gently without knowing. I may as well break another rule

erm, don't know.
Hope I don't get expelled.
~panics.
Looks at Don't Panic button and calms down~

I hope not, I've said it too now.

Said what?
Oops, I am supposed to be asleep!
Sorry!

Well, to be honest, I would say after Shakespeare: Much ado about nothing...

I mean, if someone is able to behave, he will, if not, well...
Methinks, we should not paint the evil on the wall. If this is really a family site to be, then even virtual drinking, virtual talking about sex ( what we do as well here, as you perfectly know - mostly here at Foxy Manor) should be forbidden.

I agree, that some rules are important, but lets not make this a crusade, please.

If we do, we'll get expelled together.

We'd have to run away together. How romantic...