h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's definitely not the pool, and it definitely is fun.
Are you staying for a while?

Could be, do you like the uniform?


[HappyDude is Fire Chief at H2G2 SpaceCenter, his dress uniform is a all in one, off the shoulder bright red rubber catsuit with matching steel toecapped boots and lots of gold braid around the wrist]

Very nice, would look marvellous made out of latex.
~winks~

Very nice, would look marvellous made out of latex.
~winks~

Mmmm, might have to speak to my tailor?

I don't suppose you know where the pool is? It's just I need to get out of these thimgs and cool off, you know how hot rubber can get.

[Wander's off to find the pool]


'Must remember where this is for latter, such a big massage table'

*Having wandered off from a tour of the premises, Zmrzlina takes a moment to investigate the dungeon.*

Hmmm...this looks to be a treasure not highlighted in the brochure.

*She makes note to add this discovery to her list of "good points" about the Manor.*

*GB & Bob look round the door, but see the dungeon is occupied, so they leave, heading for the bathroom on the second floor, seeing as how Lord M.K* is "occupied" in the first floor bathroom

*BS wanders in and sees Zmrzlina.*

Ah, there you are my dear...Oh my, this *is* interesting.

*GB opens the dungeon door.....
*sound of creaking door
Mina?
MINA!
I need your help in the Bar!!!

*Will runs in looking distraught*
I need help and quick, I've downloaded a midi file of Bryan Adams' "Everything I do I do it for you" and now I'm feeling squishy. Help

I think the only thing we can do for you is to beat you.

Use the sausage

What's all this about a sausage?
I haven't got a sausage! ( and not likely to get one tonight )

The utility sausage...did you not get it in the e-post?

You can use mine

I didn't notice it was a sausage!
I'll whip it out.

Hold on, Will is letting me use his, let me just inspect it.

I could say "it's only problem is it's mileage" but that would be rude

Lots of miles?
It probably needs a service then.

I'm sure Tweetie can take care of such things, though if you can give me a better quote I'd reconsider