h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Before retiring for the night, GB is making out her will.
She lists, in no particular order,
Bob
Will - PS of Tea & Cappucino
Ivor Biggun{formerly Shellers}
Tweetie{Archangel}
Mina - Muse of bondage
sea
Petunia

this list is to be added to before the Foxy Manor vacation ends.....
Remember that GB is the richest woman on the planet since she bought shares in h2g2 before it went online
Patrons paying attention will know why this will is being drawn out....and why. It's her - or me. H2g2 is not big enough for both of us.

assuming this involves the shemale in reception then it has to be GB

My field of research is tongues

*decides to make sure this claim is true...*

~turns his back to the two smooching in the corner. Swearing and muttering can be heard under the sound of him hammering shackles and making what looks like a chain link bikini (?)~

What did you come down here to make your will for Galaxy Babe? Would you like me to take care of it, as a non-beneficiary it will be quite safe with me.

*GB shudders.
No, thanks, Arthur, I have the most high personage to take care of my Will, and I know HE will outlive me.....
Thank you for the offer, though...

*I'll file this under researvh requiring close observation*

Who's taking care of me?

Suit your bloody self.

I'll outlive everyone here, it's the dungeon environment, makes you live longer.
You want me to measure you up for a chain link bikini like Mistress Mina's?

What's going on in here?
Arthur, have you done my bikini yet?
And leave Galaxy Babe alone, she doesn't want you hanging around her.

*clatter of high heels
GB shouts down from the top stair....{she doesn't want to bump into the horrible Arthur again, the thought of his hands ~violent shudder~ touching her whilst measuring her up for a ~shudder~ chainmail bikini?} breakfast is served in the Dining Room....
From the depths below, a moaning sound can be heard....
GB turns & runs.

Arthur, maybe you had better move into one of the side rooms, as you seem to be scaring people.

Hey Mina...nice dungeon...really love what you've done with the place...

Just thought I'd pop round and say that since no-one is trying anymore, what about "The Oubliette Arms"?

The Arms gives it a more manor-housey sound...

Fine by me, although the idea of having a dank hole in the ground with arms is slightly odd, to say the least.
Does this mean I win a prize?

It's not decided yet...give it a while longer,...but you can have a prize anyway...

Great! What is it? Where is it? When can I have it?

Am I betraying my cool exterior here?

I have to send you it...e-mail me your e-mail address...or if you don't mind everyone seeing it, post it here...

Insuprisingly enough it's [email protected]

It's winging it's electronic way to you as we speak...

* M.K sneaks down the stairs in expectation of... well, he can only imagine... *

* ...and it turns out to be mundane at best !!! *

Lord M.K*