A Conversation for Foxy Manor
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
No Thanks...
You might say, I've got 'connections'... 
BTW I would like to say, I hate you... 
I really, really hate you with a passion...
I just wanted to say that, just in case you went anywhere & met with an unfortunate accident... 
(If) Heaven Forbids...
BTW Did F.C say yes !!!
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 31, 2000
*DD takes a seat at the organ*
*Plays 'Lady Madonna'*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 31, 2000
MK, don't know we're texting and it's taking forever.
But no reason to hate me. She know's I'm gay, she's seen me in full flirt mode so you have nothing to fear. I'm one of those gay preists.
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
Oh come on !!!
That's about as subtle as playing 'Like A Virgin' !!!
No one's going to believe that !!! 
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 31, 2000
What you don't believe that. Ask any researcher who has meet me IRL then.
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
Yes, we have heard the story...
After slow start...
... he had got up a full head of stream up !!!
* Not an obscure reference to 'Goes like a train they say !!!' *
*... a quite pointed one actually... *
* Takes another pill... *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 1, 2000
er....Vicar, who said anything about embalming and a coffin?
I asked for a tinderbox, some firewood, some petrol & a lighter....
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 1, 2000
Ah. My mistake I'm from the old school don't you know. Cremation it is then.
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 1, 2000
*Enters and proceeds to light a candle for the sake of all those poor people who havent met her yet*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Sep 1, 2000
* M.K strides in looking forlorn... *
* He lights a candle for purely benevolent reasons... *
* ...for the safe return of his beloved... *
Lord M.K*
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 4, 2000
*Wanders in*
When's the next service anybody? Or is this chapel purely for "Other purposes"?
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Sep 5, 2000
*Enters*
*Makes sure the chapel is empty*
*Sings Adam Lay ye Bounden*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Sep 6, 2000
* M.K enters and relights the candle... *
* He lurks about for a while, and then jumps up on the large chamber organ. He starts to play Whiter Shade Of Pale... *
* Very, very, badly... *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 10, 2000
Ah my Lord I see you are getting ready to behold your brides wedding gown.
*he sits down next to Lord M.K. and places a hand on his leg*
Such a waste for one so young to be married off to a woman.
*he leans slightly towards his Lordship*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Sep 10, 2000
* M.K looks slightly bemused and blinks... *
Oh... thankyou father...
I've found priests generally are always willing to take an interest in your affairs...
To be honest father, I don't really know if she loves me as much as I her...
Do you really think we are rushing in too quickly as some have said ?
What if on the wedding night we don't 'click'...
What if she loves another ?
What... I... Sorry father, you probably don't understand the affairs on the heart being a man of the cloth and all...
You probably wouldn't understand loving someone from afar...
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 10, 2000
Er, Vicar?
*GB saunters in....
Oops!
*blush*
*exits quickly.....
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 10, 2000
*Rev, Notices GB disappearing*
*he whisphers into M.K.'s ear*
Well you can always come and talk in private in the back room yonder. My door is always open to you. There's not a lot in there waht with teh bed taking up so much room but I'm sure we'll be quite comfortable.
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Sep 10, 2000
- LOL!!! -
Oh... well. I'm quite comfortable out here with...
* points at large cross... *
HIM there...
But, if I have any other moments of crisis...
I'll come back, well when you're not too busy with the altar boys...
Lord M.K*
(wonders whether the usually impeccable speller DD didn't get some perverse pleasure out of that... )
Foxy Manor - Chapel...
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 10, 2000
No your Lordship that's quite alright I always have time for you. A night cap perhaps. I have some cocoa that needs using up.
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- 21: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 31, 2000)
- 22: Demon Drawer (Aug 31, 2000)
- 23: Demon Drawer (Aug 31, 2000)
- 24: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 31, 2000)
- 25: Demon Drawer (Aug 31, 2000)
- 26: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 31, 2000)
- 27: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Sep 1, 2000)
- 28: Demon Drawer (Sep 1, 2000)
- 29: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Sep 1, 2000)
- 30: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 1, 2000)
- 31: Matthew Kershaw (Sep 1, 2000)
- 32: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 4, 2000)
- 33: Will Jenkins (Dead) (Sep 5, 2000)
- 34: Matthew Kershaw (Sep 6, 2000)
- 35: Demon Drawer (Sep 10, 2000)
- 36: Matthew Kershaw (Sep 10, 2000)
- 37: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Sep 10, 2000)
- 38: Demon Drawer (Sep 10, 2000)
- 39: Matthew Kershaw (Sep 10, 2000)
- 40: Demon Drawer (Sep 10, 2000)
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