h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, scotch!?! I am about half Scottish by ancestry.

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JOTD: I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.

You are? Well, Gwennie is half scotch by - er, never mind...

Pity about the duck egg. Maybe I should try for an ostrich egg next?

*An Ostrich egg crashes through the wall an misses Pierces head by inches*

Dosent bather me
*takes another bottle out of his coat packet*

There are those huge pockets again!! Are we to assume that your coat is from the same source as your fantastic trousers?

Actually chaps, I'm half Welsh!

Cheers! *Raises her glass of "whiskey" and takes a drink*

*ed stumbles in, which is stupid really as he is scared of fish...*

oh. i can fit jam jars into my pockets.... (just thought.. no acyually i didn't)

Half welsh by birth, half scottish by drink - not a bad combination!

ERm no...actully all his drinks come from my drinks cabanet
Grrrr little baterd never knows when to stop

I'm in a good mood today, so let's not quarrel. Let's open another barrel of instead. Or would you prefer a crate of Y?

lets mix them....they all go to the same place

Mixing and Y? Sacrilege! I've let people walk the plank for less!

does that mean we can torcher him...please let me torcher him

Sure. Go ahead and make your day!

But first: Go to this place http://www.h2g2.com/A455528 and sign the anti-toture petition!

I've been there and done that, Pierce!

Didn't your mummy ever tell you not to mix your drinks chaps? But if you really want to torture Pierce, try this...

*Produces a small black board and piece of chalk and drags the chalk down the board, which makes a terrible screeching sound*

You've got it all wrong, Gwennie. 'twasn't me that he wanted to torture! *Scratches his nails on a metalbucket that covers Gwennies head*

well he did it to me first

Which, what, where, whom?

You mean Vince did it to you first, right?

yes..Vince MOG and PHW torcherd me because I drink to much

Happens to the best of us - drinking too much, that is...

And that's what makes us best

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JOTD: You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

*Removes the bucket from her head and throws Pierce one of her evil glares*

Yes, but when you get older (like wot I am ), generally alcohol is replaced by copious amounts of tea!

*Produces a steaming hot cup of tea and pours it in Pierce's lap*

Oops! Sorry! Here, allow me...

*Grabs a bucket of iced water and pours that in his lap to counter the effects of the hot tea*