h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder why he's not answering?
Maybe he's enjoying the view
*clatter of high heels

* A young woman, (part-time job -- messenger) arrives, looks around, very impressed. This place is really elegant!

* The messenger leaves a note at the desk.

* The note says:

* The Bridal Suite, it is still there?
Delay due to strike.
Arriving tomorrow - I hope
time - depends on plane schedule

name: Peaceful Earthling * * * e * da * * *
title: too many to list here
occupation: mail-order bride + saving family name
young: obviously
sex: noivas only discuss this with their mothers
partner: Kes

* The messenger leaves, she still has lots to do.

* M.K seeing the attractive young lady perks him up no end... *

* In more ways than one... *

Ah yes !!!

We were expecting you !!!

* He grabs the bags and heads for the Bridal Suite... *

Would you please follow me young lady !!!

* He ponders whether it just might be safer to go check what precisely is going on in the room at the time first... *

Lord M.K*

everything is in exactly the right shade of pink
I hope all the itching powder ["pó de mico"] has been removed

*A woman enters, her demure impression heightened by the ivory silk of her dress. Her hair is held back with unusual mother-of-pearl clasps. As she walks to the guest book, all perception of demure is erase. The silk caresses her body with each step, a halo of sensuality emanates from within. She picks up the pen...*

Name: Zmrzlina

Profession: romance philanthropist

Age: "Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art." ~ Garson Kanin ~

Sex: Whenever breathing

Partner: He will be joining me in a day or two.

*Zmrzlina raises her eyes from the book to meet the eyes of the lovely Galaxy Babe.*

I do hope you have a room available. As delightful as the guesthouses sound, with the possibilities of skinny-dipping, late night or otherwise, I think one of the Viscount Rooms would best suit our needs. A view is not necessary. I will create my own view upon drawing open the drapes.

Er, well I am the french maid, but I will attend to your requirements, such a fine lady & what an easily remembered Researcher number!
I will just have a look at the Bookings, and I'll be right with you.....

Viscount Room 10 is the only one available, Zmrzlina.
I will take your luggage upstairs for you....
Would you like to take tea now, or would you prefer a drink in the Bar? Mandarb, the barman, makes a mean PGGB!

Room 10 will be perfect. Thank you my dear Galaxy Babe. I think I will freshen up a bit. And then I will see about that mean PGGB.

*Zmrzlina leans over the desk to whisper...*

Please forgive my ignorance...what is a PGGB?

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster...I recommend that you try it at least once...if you survive, they can be seriously addictive...

*Zmrzlina smiles at the handsome, hunky man before her.*

Sounds interesting. I have but one addiction, and it does not involve the imbibing of anything other than the sweet nectar of passion. But...I shall try your PGGB once I get settled in. Oh, by the way. I do hope you have a healthy supply of Laphroaig on hand. My companion is quite fond of it and he should be arriving in due course.

*smiles at zmrzlina*
room 10 then? good... have a lovely stay...
*consults guestbook*
has mr washington returned yet? he'll have to stay in a guest house...

Oh, sea! Sorry, I went to your bedroom first {damn time in RL!} and asked you if you knew about this gracious Lady whose name I can't pronounce...I must practise. What a cool Researcher number she has, though, and I wonder who her partner is?
Did you know I performed an Angel initiation ceremony in Heaven this morning? It was lovely......my first one! There are four new Angels!
I am sooooo proud!

wow, GB, i'm so happy for you! the angel things must be a lot of fun! and thanks for making sure i knew about zmrzlina. her room is ready and waiting at http://www.h2g2.com/F52250?thread=74525&latest=1 and her things have been brought up for her. GB, what would i do without you?! ;-)

*Comes out of the dumbstruck trance he fell into after sea leaned over previously*

Er... Guesthouse 4, please.

swop back rooms! I miss you, sea!
By the way, I have started collecting for a bonfire in the grounds {wink!} anything you want rid of, please feel free to add to the "pile"
*GB picks up the telephone on the Reception Desk & dials with her delicate fingers.
Hello? Is that Fireworks-R-US?
Yes, it's Foxy Manor here.
I'd like as many as you can supply for a celebration we are having at the Manor, tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow. Just make sure they are delivered to the Staff Quarters before nightfall, won't you? Cost? Don't worry about the cost....charge it to the Lord's account.

*grins at GB*
i'll come up to rm 11 in a bit and finish this discussion...
*looks at mr washinton*
house 4, you said? lovely. here is your key, and i will have your things brought there... have a lovely stay...
*flashes an irresistable smile*

Hay G.B. you know you have the lords credid card do you think he would notice If we booked a holiday. more importantly do you think he could stop it

Thank... you... *goes off in the vauge direction of his guesthouse*