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Is the riot van to take YOU away? If so could you book it a bit earlier? - say 6 o'clock

(it's okay everybody I know him and believe me you'll be thanking me for this - an intoxicated Niz is a scary experience - then again a sober is Niz is an experience!)

is he a nutter? I think you should spill the beans Tigerlilly!

Is the riot van to take YOU away? If so could you book it a bit earlier? - say 6 o'clock
He's a nutter - but he's a nice nutter! Before my pregnancy I was quite partial to the booze - okay VERY partial to it! - and Niz was my drinking buddy. We've spent many a night wandering the West End of London in a right state looking for taxi's to take us home - usually singing - loudly! If you want to be very drunk, laugh a lot, sing Tom Jones medleys on buses and generally fall over a lot - he's your man! I do hastily add I'm far too sensible for all that now *sighs with deep longing and regret*

sorry about that repeat first line from my previous post - it happened during the spell check - doh!

You make me sound like a drunk

* Nips back to the loo again *

What's wrong with being a drunk?

But you are - well you'd be signing up with Alcoholics Anonymous if you had more cash to drink!

If I could stand up I'd give you a kickin'!!!

* Decided to use a bucket *

Now now children

So, someone who might be able to keep up with me in the drinking stakes eh? This could be fun

Cowers at the very thought there could be more than one!!!

Give me a kicking!!!? You'd have to catch me first fat boy!!

Oh great - a fight! Can we interest Sky pay per view?

I would never hit a woman especially a preggers one

do we all get to stand round going "fight. fight. fight. etc..." as the two participants abuse and shove each other, hoping that a teacher turns up before either actually does the other some damage...

i think thats how fights work, anyway.

jenny

I will however SLAP YOU SILLY


BRING IT ON!!!

HA! You're just scared!! We'll resume this fight on the bus tomorrow!
(now you understand why Niz arrives at bowling sobbing with a black eye!)

Oh I loved those sort of fights purplejenny! I had one in the first year of secondary school and the other girl scalped me *ouch*

I believe in this case that the participents assualt each other with typographical insults promising a "really big fight" until such a time as they meet face to face with the option of having a beer instead

10.30pm is far too late for the riot van. My train leaves the station at 10.10pm, so it'll have to come long before then if I'm going to get to watch the fun...

* doubtful about being able to stay calm and focussed during Tai Chi tonight *

Oh well, if you want a teacher to turn up and stop the fight before anyone does any damage.......
I'll be there about 4. Everyone better have their shirts tucked in. And if anyone's wearing make up they can just go and scrub it off.