h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are your plants happy?

Oh gosh yes! I suppose I should update the place now, it's been here over a year.
Can I interest you in some herbal and some ?

Oh definately, I do like peppermint and also ginger . Do you have a speciality that you would recommend?

I've got peppermint, but no ginger.
I've got fennel, if you like the smell of aniseed, or as a special today I've got sage, drink of kings.

It'll have to be sage then, cause fennels a bit much on its own!

sage it is.

I drink fennel on its own. And my mum does, for her indigestion. She doesn't know if it's helped yet, but she doesn't drink it as much as I told her to.
Come outside, and you can pick your own drink.

Ohhh, you have got a lot of plants, have you thought of advertising your services as a herbalist?

Well, only here in the village, but it didn't seem to recover from the desertion during the downtime, and has been quiet ever since. And the old threads are still lost in the mists of time...

Well, only here in the village, but it didn't seem to recover from the desertion during the downtime, and has been quiet ever since. And the old threads are still lost in the mists of time...

I havn't seen the rest of the village, I just came straight over to see you! So its quiet here then? Why don't we have a festival that will liven it up!?

If you look at the page for the cottage, there is a link to the village.
I think the pub is quite busy, we could go for a drink if you like?
(Although I can't get onto my free connection atm, so I can't socialise tonight. )