h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The aim of this game is to make up words (neologism) and give reasons for their meaning

eg. "Goskerity"

The likeness of an internet user's history to cats

From "Gosker" meaning "bugger all"

As you see, you can be as silly as you like, but if it's like a real word, all the better

Enfrigulous; (adv) of or pertaining to phenomenae relative to a frigative nature or emminance.

‘exfiltrate’ - to leave a somewhere (a country) illegally .

Randomoddity

The description for the amount of randomness a certain object, [erson, book, or phrase has. Rated from 3 to donkey.

e.g. The Hitchhiker's guide to the galxy has a randomoddity rating of toad sexing divided by glue stick

Bush-fire
The VP (accidentally) shooting his boss - but it was his fault for being in the way.

Directorophobia - fear of being put into a queue which says "please hold"

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
(from the Washington Post)

Slaccification.

How to classify the looseness of something.

Heligophipples

Noises that distract you while typing

Cleavage
The time when British Ministers dump their husbands in the pursuit of career opportunities.

Spannish - Someone who acts like a total spanner.

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

Inforlanche

A load of information constantly bombarded at you

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
(Washington Post - again)

I like that one...

Disting - a West African description of something they don't quite know how to describe.

That seems to have managed to shut all of you up for a day or two.

Monkkey.
The key way to becoming a Monk.

Stuggered

Sorry - pressed the wrong key

Stuggered - the combination of being stuck and bu**ered - not in the literal sense but meaning twarted.