h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, its sorta pointless to ask where your stalkers are since your not supposed to see them, dont you think so?

aawww shucks!

That means I have to do my hair and wear make-up all the time now!

(*cough*women*cough*)

I am ready and I still haven't seen my stalker

You won't see them, they are stalkers they follow you but you don't see them. They have those funny red goggles and they wear binbags and suits (Depending on the weather)

*looks at her husband*

how does he look like?

He said the new red goggles were a new prescription and are the latest fashion

Maybe your husband is your stalker. You know what was funny the other day, someone said that i was my g/fs stalker, but she asks me to come to her house and she asks me to go places with her, I dont understand this, And coincidentally neither did my g/f but of course she didn't dwell on it because she loves me, she knows i'm not her stalker, and the guys got a black eye. I do however dwell on it, i don't see myself as the stalker type. Ah well

*looks at the black binbag you are wearing*

I have no idea why someone would say that about you dear

Jealous people

Of Course!.. Why didn't I think of that

Probly because you havent seem my girlfriend and therefore dont know if theres anything to be jealous about I mean it wouldn't spring to mind unless you knew she was really pretty, or that shes Brazillian etc etc Sorry i like bragging

Actually I think you have managed to mention that somewhere before

I always try too The random portugese speaking, i learnt that for her although my skills in portugese arent great, there ok but i could be better

It takes practise!