h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a sea cadet, which makes me a PUDDLE PIRATE!! Muwahahaha. is alright, but what about ? is all good though, but mabey we need a .

*maybe*

Some Norwegian ancestors, from my dad's side. Nope, not seasick(yet anyways). There should be a smiley or a .

I like the .

I've thought of a smilie I'd quite like: Although I realise the chances of this appearing are fairly slim, I think these little fluff balls are perfect for emoticons.

I am not descended from a pygmy puff.

Galigan, 1341611,
favourite smiley =
most wanted = (as in wave goodbye)

Enter your Name, Spawnofgrinch U-number, U1567318 Favourite Smiley and Most Wanted Smiley here! most wanted a grinch one

What would you want a pygmypuff for? It's just a pink tribble.

What on earth is a tribble?

And, actually, i thing they're a sort of light lilacy purple.

Who wouldn't want a pygmy puff?! I expect even werefrogs might like them round for tea...

but they'd have to hop up and down I think

A tribble is one of those little round furrry things that invaded on Star Trek:
http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue27/tribble.gif

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/unknown/quark-tribble.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/ds9main2.htm&h=480&w=418&sz=34&tbnid=YgBXMVtX5SsJ:&tbnh=126&tbnw=109&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtribble%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

yes, but smaller, and hopefully not as fast in reproduction

If they taste good, they can reproduce away!

but then we also need a

A what?
Why not something classicly archaic like a mandrake or a homunculus?
there should be a mischievous little smiley to go with the one. You could give the little guy just the subtlest hint of a wry smirk featuring pointed teeth...

Heinlein got in a fight with Roddenberry, as martian flat cats are almost, but not quite, utterly unlike tribbles...

And a and a and a and a - especially the last one!

gwendolen_fairfax, U1506653, would like a smiley that's being sick.

What do you mean being sick?
You mean like the smiley?
<SMILEY TYPE= "ill"/>

Nope, don't mean that one.
Picture a smiley with stuff coming out of its mouth. Being actively sick. Or would that kind of thing be regarded offensive?
Anyway, forgot to mention favourite, which is .

Enter your Name, U-number, Favourite Smiley and Most Wanted Smiley here!Galaxy Babe U128652

oh I get it.
+= -ing smiley.

*I* certainly *don't* want one!