A Conversation for The h2g2 Shop (Closed Until Further Notice)

Magrathea?

Post 1

Orcus

First time I've visited here and its closed? Is the shop going to reopen once the universe can afford the rather expensive products?
Ducks to avoid the "courtesy missiles" being fired at this most enthusiastic client.


Magrathea?

Post 2

Arthur

Never mind the courtesy missiles, beware of the white mice!


Magrathea?

Post 3

Orcus

Scream! Jumps onto nearby chair. smiley - yikes

Thomasss!

smiley - cat


Magrathea?

Post 4

NeoJaxx

If it is gonna be closed till the universe can afford it then itll be closed a LONG time.... Like anyone can afford their custom planet.


Magrathea?

Post 5

Orcus

I dunno? I just want Ikea furniture and lino flooring, can't be that bad?

Yours tastefully...


Magrathea?

Post 6

Jenn (ACE)

i'm sure ikea has a lovely pot for those petunias...?
smiley - fairy
jenn


Magrathea?

Post 7

Orcus

Ooh yeah, and a lovely casserole dish for that delicious whale meat!


Magrathea?

Post 8

Jenn (ACE)

poor whale, didn't even get a chance to figure out what hit him...


Magrathea?

Post 9

Orcus

Did better than the old bowl of petunias though.

Poor Agrajag


Magrathea?

Post 10

NeoJaxx

If only Agrajag had some patience. Then he would have been able to exact the revenge he wanted. He was too eager. Isnt it typical of humans to destroy stuf clumsily and not even realise they are doing it? Thats why the matrix was right. HUmans arent Mammals, they are parasites.


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