The Press Conference marks the kick-off of the final stage of the campaign, now that the full slate of candidates has been announced. Sources close to The Celery indicated that some of the initiatives he will announce include:

• the unveiling of a new h2g2 Fish Sanctuary and Playground to provide another needed place for some of h2g2's most beloved creations.

• his plans for a Virtual Prez office if he is elected, and details of how that office will be run.

• further expansion on earlier platform issues.

As part of the event, Ms. Webjello will be hosting a party and dance to celebrate the start of the last leg of the campaign with an open bar and hors d'oeuvres.

Finally, there will be a black-tie gourmet dinner for campaign supporters.

Everyone is invited to attend the Press Conference and Party. Since the purpose of the dinner is to thank people for their campaign efforts, invitation to the dinner is limited to announced supporters, although credentialed press and opposition candidates are also welcome to attend. Formal attire is requested for the dinner.

If you have further questions, visit The Celery's Campaign Headquarters.