h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is exciting. I don't have time to stop right now but I will be back. I love flamenco, it's in my blood and it's rythms constantly escape. Sometimes I think I am still, but then a bulerias ramate makes an announcement unexpectedly.

Ole...

OK, I'm here... where are you, Titania?

*tapping foot impatiently*

*floating in, in haste*

Sorry, but I was delayed...

*floating to othe end of room*

*floating back to Kristina*

Oh no, it doesn't work, does it?

José, could I have some freshly made paella, por favor... and a Y of Rioja!
Jose: si señorita!

*having noticed grim look on Kristina's face, expecting something to happen very soon*

Grim? Grim?!
Well, if you'd had a day like mine in RL! *grinding teeth*

*heads for stage at other end of room*

*stomping up on stage*

*the singer, musicians and dancers, understanding Kristina's mood, start playing*

*starts dancing slowly, with elegant twists of hands, still wearing extremely grim look, teeth clenched together*

*whirling around, skirts flying*

*going into a 'sabatiado' - intence piece of footwork*

~TI-ko-ta-ka-TI-ko-ta-ka-TI
~ko-ta-ka-TI
~ko-ta-ka-TAM!

*dancing growing in intensity*

*temples glistening with sweat*

*bosom heaving, eyes burning with black fire*

*Jaleo starts howling*

Aoouuuu! Aaaaoooouuuu!

*Titania hastens to grab him around the nose, thus quiting him*

*finishing off with triple twirl, sudden stop, freezing*

*throws burning look across room*

*Titania ducking*
*Jaleo ducking*

*look hits wall and causes picture of guitarist to fall down*

*having worked off her tensions, sweeps off stage into private quarters, not really in the mood for conversation right now*

*yawns, floating off to find one of Kristina's guest rooms*