h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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~~~~ENGRAVED INVITATION~~~~
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To:
The Honorable Insane Endeavour
The Honorable Ming

The Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello cordially invite you to a very special event.

Date: beginning 1 August, 2000 and continuing...
Location: http://www.h2g2.com/A404407

The event has three parts which will run at the same time:

__ Press Conference ___
The Celery will be unveiling a series of new initiatives, as well as answering questions about policy issues. While this portion is particularly intended for the press, all are invited.

__ Campaign Party ___
Everyone is invited to this party celebrating the beginning of the final stretch in the campaign. There will be an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, light conversation, and dancing. Dolores A. Webjello will host the dances. No serious political talk or clocks will be allowed.

__ Black-tie Recognition Dinner ___
This gourmet meal is being provided by The Celery as a thank you to supporters of the campaign. Opposition candidates and members of the press are also invited. This is a chance to bring out your finest clothes, and enjoy a great meal and sparkling conversation. Formal attire is expected. Please RSVP for the dinner by responding to this message.

We look forward to seeing you!

Note: Feel free to invite your friends and associates to attend the press conference and party. The dinner, however, will be limited to those with invitations, plus new supporters of Celery-Webjello.

I cannot speak for Ming, but I would be honoured to attend the aforementioned evening (and on).

I shall wait Ming's answer before preceeding with any questions I may have on this matter.

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Thanks for your response, >
We look forward to seeing you there, and will certainly hold a place for Ming as well.

AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I don't believe I missed this!
I HATE being banned from H2G2! I HATE my Dad!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I'm going to calm down now...
*does so*

OK.
I'm very sorry to all concerned that I missed the aforementioned Press Conference and anything else included in the very kind invitation. I hope to make up for this terrible mistake by being incredibly nice to the people concerned, if I happen to see them around.

*is very nice to Redbeard*

¦M¦

Don't worry about it Ming.
And thanks for the kind words.

You haven't missed it, though. While it's been going on all day, it doesn't look like it will be over in the near future. The press room has the recordings of the press conference, dinner is still being served pretty much constantly, and people are on the dance floor -- everything from waltz and tango to the mosh pit.

So drop by if you get a chance.
http://www.h2g2.com/A404407


- Redbeard

Oh good, I haven't missed it after all...
*is especially nice to Redbeard*
I'll be right over...
*starts running*

¦M¦