h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How is the law about non human tech thats already been invented? I have a sweet pocet comp from a long dead race of intelignt squid.

Tell me more.

I spend most of my off world time bopping about thar Pleidean arthropoid civilization.

If you dropped your pocket comp, then it might be a problem, but even if that happened and you report it to the correct authorities they would sort it. But then the law might not want to risk too many risks being taken, so good question it'd depend on how badly you wanted to get back to now as it is I suppose.

That could be going too far. Resourcefulness with period tech is one thing, out of period introductions beyond the mandatory quite another.

ITIWBS can u sign up so i can put you on the list
right the tech these pocket watches function as a watch a return teleport and a communicator, these walking sticks function as weapons and the top hats contain tri-d recorders with psifeedback

Sign up where? I may have missed something.

I'll engage the pocket comps chaemelon circuts will that satasfy every body?

itiwbs http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A39682489

Any way, I know that we've got all day but have you got a script lined up for this away mission. I only wanted the middle class clotes so that I could go into a working man's club to collect a sample of the Ale so that I could try to get our dispencer in the gally to replicate some. From what I hear their ale back then was damned good and we've lost the nack now. It'd make a change from this Romulan stuff that is all the rage these days!

alright then
*pulls out remote pointsit at docsharp and switches his clots to middle class victorian*

It'd probably be interesting to check out the working classes and see what the feelings were there too, Suppose you'll be checking out one of the Gentlemans clubs. Have we got some data on the right course of history incase we can spot any anomolies. Help me focus my report, do a bit for the team too eh!

well the mystery is that three scooners dissappered in the bristol channle and no trace was ever found of them

Our job then is to look for anything that might have necessitated this occurence. i.e. look for anything out of the ordinary that may have necessitated the intervention. I'll check out the clubs down by the harbour then are we ready yet?

i think so i just need to find somthing

Any details on the schooners? (Names, registries, crews and complements, cargo manifests, sailing plans, etc., last known positions....)

*SEARCHIN THROUGH BOX LABLED MY STUFF*
not much on the scooner just the name llawnroc
ah ha here it is

have you not joined yet?!

I like flying by the seat of my pants it's more fun, less details the better for both us and the time line too. I've got a realy important mission here, getting some decent ale in the replicators so that we can have a decent debrief of the away mission over a fish supper and a litre of decent stuff to drink. Can we go yet?

*puts old london bus conductors ticke machine around neck*
right this is how we will get to the surface, the time transporter put some of the strap around your necks

unfortunatly we've missed the first two dissaperences thanks to the computers miscalculation