h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is for the excursion to 1854

well i best realign the quantom field inthe time transporter

O.K. I'm just here as a passenger, what happened in 1854 then, I suppose where are we going is a good question too. Do we get to go outside?

we are in orbit above earth in the year 1854 above bristol the site of the not very well known and totally made une severn disaster on december the 18 the temp is -3 and there is a medium covering of snow

anyway going to bed now night

I guess I could do 1854

I love the snow, it gets full of soot nowadays, may have been kleaner back then, any chance of a pop down to the surface, I'm sure the ship can sort us out some 1854 clothing so we blend in. So long as we get out before the disaster, I'm sure we'll be O.K.

well thats what we'er in vestigating and the wadrobe is here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A40554344?s_fromedit=1

O.K. Great, how many in the away team. Will I need any special kit, Tricorder kit or sample bag?

firs pop down to the vaults

and ill delve out the equiptment when everyone has arrived

Righty ho then er which way to the vaults and did you want me to check out anything in particular?

to collect some money for the trip try the main page

Docsharp, so you want to go out and explore? (Where by the way?)

Only if your health card and vaccinations are up to date and you've tested negative on the breath test... and you'll have to cycle through decon and quarantine on your return... Wouldn't want to go starting any epidemics, then or now. Could be embarrassing.

bristol do you want to come?

ITIWBS, how is Vogsphere these days? I am confident that all the correct precautions will be taken and we will be decontaminated as required on our return.

*Holds out contract that says "i the time travlee hereby declare that i will take nothing anacronistic back to a past time or transefer technolgys from future times in acorrdance to artical three of the galactic time travle legislation" a gap is left at the bottom for signatures*
sign it please

For what it's worth I'll sign, seems so very hard to do in reality but I'll do my best.

good

...myself, I am but fair to middling honest.... If I can throw it together with period 'off the shelf' technology, I've no compunctions, except those of common conscience.