The Evil Army of H2G2: A History: The Neo Wars
Created | Updated May 24, 2005
The Dud Wars
The Neo Wars
The Evil Annals
After the "dismemberment"1 of the Terranic Army, the Evil Army entered a short lived period of relative peace. Everyone knew that this peace could not last as, even if it did, in fighting would probably break out2 to distroy the relative peace. The leaders sensed this ineviatability and set the next target.
The Invasion of CHOPPERS: A Battle of Cliche
See this Neo WarThe target settled on, CHOPPERS, was the arch enemies of an evil society, STUMPED, that had been ruled out by The Evil Army's closest allies, the MOTMV, as they had delt with the continuity bound STUMPED when they had invaded the MOTMV3.
The Attack on The Thingite: Them's Bettin' Odds
The Evil Armada Attacks: The H2G2 Pirates
The Invasion was slated for 1600 UTC4 on a Sunday. By Saturday morning, a problem had arrisen, apearently a BBC Strike was to take place on Monday and, as a sign of sympathy to the cause by the Italics, the entire site was to be put on pre-moderation for the extent of Monday. This meant that only 12 hours after the invasion started, it would grind to a halt...in one of the teeth grittingly excruciating kind of ways...well...not really. Anywho, recognizing that these invasions could be considered spam5, SuperMoo proposed that the invasion proceed with the Sunday invasion, but that no one should post on Monday so as to reduce any unnessisary postings that the Moderators would have to read through.