h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

god hasnt said whats in that stuff but it will wake you up
*calls out for more pizza*

plenty ice with the champaine..and beer...and the smoking crate god brought

*takes sip of stuff from smoking crate, chokes, gasps, smiles*

You're right. It does wake you up!

made my glass melt earler...dont know what it is but its good

who has got the brownes?

I think I saw the brownies over there behind the empty pizza boxes.

*sits down and starts stuffing brownies *

Greetings Everyone !!!

May I just say at this point anyone drinking from the smoking crate who isn't an angel, does so at their own risk !!!

It doesn't so much 'blow your socks off' but remove your body from the vicinity of boots !!!

* mentally adds '...if they are still exist, that is' *

* HE catches Redbeard's line of sight. Adds 'It sure is going to be one wild party, now... *

Ahh, so that's what happened to my boots!

But I guess this won't be my first 'out-of-boots' experience that I've had at a party!

[sticks head round door]

I can't stay I just wanted to say Hi and thanks for the invi...hey! is that wine? No! no I gotta go. [leaves with a sigh]

STOP
*spits crums every where*
sorry...

where do you think your off to...someone stop that man and make him drink...
*washes down the brownes with the smoking crate stuf*

You tell him, Benji!

I's rude to stop by a party and not have a drrink. Makes evrrone else feel like drunks!

*takes another sip, belches, staggers a few steps, and plops down in a chair*

(Sticks head through the door, looks around)
Sorry, I didn't want to gatecrash, specially as the host is absent; but I heard God is around here somewhere...
(Spots God, who is trying to hide behind the smoking crate)
... You had promised to show me your miracles!

with the amount hes had to drink....this ive got to see..
grab a drink and a browne
*starts a chant of god, god,god)

Hmmm... Love to see some of God's miracles, but I've got to go back to RL and welcome some visiting dignitaries... with the amount I've had to drink, this should be interesting

Sorry I missed, FC, but I'll be back later.

Hey Benji, could you share some Brownies and maybe a thought about angels...

Yup, i gotta drop out too. Still, you never know, I might be back later. all depends on the amount of alcohol i consume in RL, this evening .
Pity I just missed FC. I'll just have ot catch her later
Enjoy yerselves folks.
Ciao.

pull up a bean bag grab a browne and ask away...
just bring a beer

pull up a bean bag grab a browne and ask away...
just bring a beer

(Makes way for the others as they leave, continues to stare at God, but HE makes no move to come out)

Well, I can try to catch him later. St.Benji, please be kind enough to give my regards to the Host. I got to get back to the Real Life too.

(Walks out of the door. God heaves a celestial sigh of relief).

I really must get up to speed in my replies. Must press the 'ON-button' on my forehead.
My questions revolve around the facts of continuity. If I don't speak out that I leave, would you consider me drunk or just absent???

To avoid being branded (too) drunk I must say I have to leave...RL is calling.

Cheers!

Oh, one last thing. I once met a girl with a Zaphod Teddybear, anyone who has any info on three-armed and double headed bears please post a message in the vicinity of my place...Thanks.

No, right now I have to leave. Bye all.